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oh yeah..... i had a birthday... when did that happen?...........
......... more than likely it was the day after st patricks day like last year.
i tried to skip it. it didn't work. i'm a year older than i was a year ago.
WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE?!?? cuz ur goin insane. YUP! BUT WHY?!
so i guess it was two years ago i posted on st patricks day wishing for a unicycle... wow... that long ago? it feels like last year. i'll have to talk like a caveman again sometime. that was fun.
check it out if you haven't.
http://cluelessllama13.blogspot.com/2009/03/caveman-talk.html
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and now i really want some root beer.. and to go ride my uni a mile or two... but it's kinda 3:30 am.. so i don't think it'll be a good idea to turn on the air compressor so i can inflate my sad unicycle tire...
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dude, i lost my train of thought... WHY?! i swear i was going somewhere with all this.... OH WELL!!
MOVING ON!!!!!!!
i am a pathetic crazy person. i am addicted to webkinz. WHY?! I USED TO MAKE FUN OF WEBKINZ!! i thought it utterly ridiculous that anyone bothered with it at all, let alone collected animals so they could keep playing! well let's all try to guess what i got for my birthday! (no prize rewarded to any of you that get it on your 1st guess)........ WEBKINZ! yeah! two of em! a gazelle and a hedgehog! AND I WAS EXCITED! not only am i hooked on it, but now i'm gathering more pets! aaaaagggghhhhh! i've lost my marbles! (my bff stole them..... i know it.. your french fries are MINE bestest friend!! until you give back my marbles!) WHY?! I NEED MY MARBLES! my phone lost its marble tooooo! but i'm not going into that.. instead i would like to scream in frustration about WHY i end up addicted to things i make fun of.......
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....... *sigh* that felt good.
so i have an "adventure" (i will post more of my "adventures" here, so you will come to learn WHY it is in "quotes") i reeeeaaallly wish i could post on here, but i can't. top secret info is involved. it will probably be on here in about a month though. i just have to laugh at, and even make fun of, myself for it. besides, it's not over yet. and it started in january! longest. "adventure." EVER. WHY?! sometimes i can't believe i'm doing this. but it'll be worth it in the end. if i can end it in time........
ANYWAY my webkinz pets names are Gastrocnemius (my llama), Calcaneus (my bunny), Coracobrachialis (gazelle), and Brachioradialis (hedgehog). real hedgehogs are poky and spiky. webkinz hedgehogs are furry. WHY?
the thought of the day on december 4th last year was "who needs a committee? that's what slaves are for!"
OK! HERE'S THE PART WHERE YOU CAN WIN A PRIZE! i had two of the most random songs stuck in my head last thursday. they had one thing in common. yes, i will allow hints, but YOU have to ask questions. i'm not just going to give you random info. AND I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE $5 FOLDED INTO A FREAKING UNICORN* TO ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE! (without me having already told you of course) i get such dumb songs in my head sometomes... WHY?!
well i'm bored now... bye all! hugs till later! <3

*or some other prize of your choice (i have to approve the prize, sorry)