Santa Clause

HOW MANY REINDEER DOES SANTA HAVE??!?!? ......... think through their names in your head.... Dancer, Prancer ...... that's easy they rhyme ...... Blitzen, Vixen ..... you can at least get the one's that sound kind of alike ...... Comet, Cupid ..... Donner.... Dasher ...... ??? and then there's Rudolph. yes?? that's 9. right? including Rudolph. ok. here is a picture OF the movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. alright? please count the reindeer.





there are 6. plus Rudolph. 7 REINDEER!! WHAT HAPPEND??!??!?!!? WHERE ARE SANTA'S OTHER REINDEER?!!?!??!!!!?? before they take off on the flight pictured above, santa shouts all the reindeers' names, but if i remember correctly they were the 9 that we listed before, not just the names of whichever reindeer are pulling the sleigh AFTER they are off the ground!!! i just don't see how santa can have 9 reindeer before they start flying and only have 7 by the time they're in the air!!! and they were ATTACHED to eachother! so none of them CAN really get left behind or anything. THIS IS MESSED UP!! SANTA HAS 8 REINDEER!!!!! IN THE MOVIE Olive the Other Riendeer EVERYONE IS WORRIED THAT SANTA MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FLY HIS SLEIGH WITH ONLY 7 REINDEER!!!! and SOOOOOOOO many people seem to think he only has 6!!! Twas The Night Before Christmas "When what to my wandering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh and EIGHT tiny reindeer, With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick, More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: Now, Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donnner and Blitzen!" (i know, the word eight is not capitalized in the actual poem, but i really needed to point that out just in case you didn't count the reindeer names. for the record, there were 8!!!) and EVERYONE knows The Night Before Christmas is right about EVERYTHING. that's because it's so classic and old that it was written by a guy named Clement!!! in 1823!!! now, i would like to let you know that Clement had seen santa clause himself and decided to write a poem about his experience so that everyone could know about it. (back in 1823, that was how you let the world know things. you wrote a poem, and hoped it became famous.) but santa has changed since he realized everyone knew of his existance. he used to be a very bad example to children. but now he has stopped smoking and is trying to lose weight. yes, santa used to smoke. seriously have none of you actually read The Night Before Chrismas??? "The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a round face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly." yeah, he was overweight and he was smoking. don't worry though, he doesn't anymore.

ALRIGHT!! i think i'm done complaining about santa's reindeer now!!!!!

BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

it's

the

new

BOB!!

yep,

this

is

him.

yeah,

i

know

you

love

him.

also,

i

don't

have

to

ask you what i should name him 'cause i already know his name! and it's not EYE-BALL BOB or ALIEN BOB or anything like that. those names are just too obvious, and in case you haven't noticed, i enjoy doing things that are unexpected, un-obvious, and un-normal. but i did call him exactly what he is, it's just not what most people would call him because it is, yes, a made up word. i did not make it up though. just so you know, he is a dog toy. a very stiff and hard-to-squeak dog toy. my doggies like softer, rubbery, easy-to-squeak squeaky toys. and stuffed animals. so they don't really play with this guy.

ANYWAY, his name is WUGGA BOB. it's awesome, right?!?! i know, you're probably thinking "are you sure you didn't make that up?" yup! my goofy auntie made it up! she calls her dog's toys "wuggas". great word, huh?!? yeah, she uses a lot of strange words when she's talking to or about animals. especially her dog, her cat, and cows. (if you want to hear the song, call me. my sister and i will gladly sing it for you.)

so, dinsfingis says wugga is spelled whuggza and the h and z are silent, but i don't think he knows what he's talking about. auntie spells it just like it sounds: wugga. so that's how i'm spelling it and don't you forget it.

P.S. if you want to hear the song and you don't have either my home or cell phone number i probably don't know you. and i would have to have a brain smaller than the dot on this i and stupider than yours to post my phone number here. so, to bad!! no song for you!! ha ha ha!!!!

HALLO!

HIES YOO GIES! YA, WEER GUNNA DOO AAAAWWLLL CAPEETOLS TOEDAAAYY!! DAT'S RIET I'MS GUNNA SAY EVERFING FOONEE TOEDAY ALSOO! KAY? SOW YOORS GUNNA HAFF TOO WEED EVERFING ZACTLEE HAW EET'S SPELLID AN SIE EET JURST LEEK SAT WHAYLL YOO WEED EET EAN YUR HED. GAWT DAT? EEZAT OW KIE WIFF YOO? EET WEEL BAY KANUH HERD. JOOST DOWN'T CHRANSLIET DUH WERDS TUH HAW YOOD NERMILEE TOK. AWRIET? CON YOO DEW DAT FERMEE? EAF YUH MEK ET SUND NERMILL EET ROONS EVERFING ON EET'S NOH FON ANEMER. SEW PEES JOOST BAY WEYRD WEEF MIY. ET WAL BAY MUSH FOONER. NAYW, I'MS DUN IXPLANIN...........UUR............ AN IE FERGAWT WUT IY WEZ GUNNA PAWST UBOOT. GUUUUURRRRRR! UUUUUUUUUUUR....... WUT WUZ IE GUNNA PAWST UBOOT? FANCKS ULOOT YU MAYD MEY FERGIT! HMF! FINK, FINK, FINK............ AW, WIELL. IY GESS AI'LL JEST POOST A RENUM PIKCHER! UV WAT? HUUUHHH... SUMFIN WEERD... LIEK DIS:

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! ESN'T ET GRAET?!!?!??! ISS UH BONUNUH-SHNAEK!!! DAT'S PITTY WEERD DONCHA FINK!!?? IE'LL NAEM HEEM BENNY!! (YEH, AIM SPELIN DA NAIMS RIET. DAT'S SOE YOO NOW WAT IEM TOKIN ABOWT) UR MAEBEY ZACH! UR MATTHEW, UR JERRY, UR WAET, NO! DEEZ NAIMS AR TEW NARMUL! NEAD WEERD NAIMS FRUM MOOVYS ER BUKS! LEVEN! UR ERAGON, ER GARFIELD, UR ALBUS, ER HORTON, UR EMBREY, ER QUIL, UR............ EBENEZER!!! YUS!! DAT'S PIRFICT!! HEE SHAELL BEY COLLD EBENEZER!!! AWRIET! IEM GETIN BORD WIFF DIS AWDD TIEPIN SOW IEM DUN NAW. GOO BIE!

BOBS!!

i have like... a million BOBs that i need to post!! (ok really only about 3 but still..) i've never been so behind on BOBs before!! AAAAHHH!!! ok. i have to post them in order and in seperate posts. sooooo, first i need to figure out which ones i have and have not already posted. i think i will do that right now. wait here, i'll be right back........................................................tick, tock...........................,.,,.,,,.,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HI! i'm back! alright i have a prob- wait, are you still here??? ...... well then come back!! .... there you are. thank you. as i was saying, i have a problem, there are 2 BOBs i have to post and the first one has no name..... THIS IS BAD!!! I CAN'T CALL HIM "NO-NAME BOB" THAT'S JUST STUPID!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS!!! HE'S NOT EVEN MINE!! I JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM!!! IN APRIL!! ISN'T THAT PATHETIC?!?!?!!!??!!?

well, here he is.

some of you probably recognize him because i emailed him to you asking for name ideas. well i didn't actually name him yet. so i need everyone to comment and suggest some names for this poor, nameless BOB. i put the names that have already been suggested on that votey thing over there. AND I WANT ALL OF YOU TO VOTE ON IT!! yes, that means you too. you can vote for more than 1 so please do. ok? ok. goo bye!

hello, i'm editing on this post because i think i have decided on a name for this guy now. i really like OOPTY BOB because he just looks kinda OOPTY-ISH don't ya think? yeah, OOPTY BOB is a good name for this guy. that is what i will call him now. so, YAY FOR MY AUNTIE FOR COMING UP WITH THE NAME OOPTY BOB! ok. goo bye again!

MY FISH!!

Dear followers and anybody else who looks at my blog,

HAVE YOU GUYS NOT BEEN FEEDING MY FISH??!?!! 3 FISH ARE GONE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM ENOUGH!! I HAD 9 FISH! NOW I ONLY HAVE 6 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! HOW COULD YOU??!?! I TRUSTED YOU TO MAKE SURE MY FISH WERE FED! I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD DIE IF YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM!! DID YOU JUST THINK "OH IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I FEED THE FISH. EVERYONE ELSE WILL FEED THEM. THEY'LL BE FINE." ? IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?!?!! BECAUSE YOU WERE WRONG! MY FISH EAT A LOT!! THEY ARE VERY HUNGRY FISH!! I HOPED THAT MAYBE SINCE I HAVE 12 FOLLOWERS (well that's including myself so technically only 11) SOME OF YOU JUST MIGHT GIVE MY FISH SOME FOOD!! APPARENTLY I SHOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT!!!THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID OF ME BECAUSE AT LEAST 4 OF MY FOLLOWERS ARE TOTAL BLOG SLACKERS, 1 OF THEM WANTS MY FISH TO DIE, AND 3 OF THEM DON'T EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN BLOG!!!!! I GUESS I WAS DEPEDNDING ON THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE A BLOG, AREN'T TOTAL SLACKERS, AND LOOK AT MY BLOG A DECENT AMOUNT!!!! THAT WOULD BE DCY AND HUGAWEREWOLF!!! SO PRETTY MUCH JUST HUGAWEREWOLF!!! WHO I KNOW FEEDS MY FISH ANYWAY!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok. i've been yelling for a while. so now i can turn the caps lock off i guess.
i is calmed down now.
look, i love my fish and it makes me sad when they die. so please just feed my fish.

OR ELSE!!
ok?

Sincerly,
Clueless Llama :)

P.S. thank you hugawerewolf for feeding my fish. (and for being a good sport about the halloween costume thing) i do not blame you at all for them dying. :)

halloween & nerds

so hugawerewolf and me are going to be nerds for halloween. no not the little lumpy candy nerds. people nerds. i thought it would be funner to be something i'm not. yeah i'm a nerd. to me that's a good thing. if my mom calls me a nerd it's a compliment. i just don't dress like one because i get hand-me-downs from people who are not nerds and don't wear nerdy clothes. so i guess hugawerewolf is going to be a nerd for halloween and i'm just going to look more like one than i normally do. i guess we just couldn't think of anything to be so we just went with something both of us could easily do. my brother wants to be a traffic cone. (i gave him that idea! it was my idea!) i think i would rather be a cone than a nerd. (or maybe a cardboard box!) but i don't think i have anything bright orange i could wear and hugawerewolf wants to be the same thing as me. we've been the same thing as each other for 4 or 5 years. it started one year when i had the brilliant idea of being an old lady. so i called to see if hugawerewolf would like be an old lady with me. apparently hugawerewolf had come up with that idea the week before. so we were old ladies. (we also dressed up as the same thing the year before that but i'm not sure if it counts because we were both witches and it was a total accident. besides we were very different witches) anyway it's pretty much been a tradition ever since. but i think hugawerewolf cares about it more than i do. i don't really care much anymore. it doesn't really matter to me if we're the same thing or not i'm just in it for the candy. but since we're gonna be the same thing i guess it should be something we both have the stuff to make. so i'm stuck dressing like a nerd.

ENCYCLOPEDIA

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BIRTHDAY PARTY!!

YAY!! HAPPY YESTERDAY BIRTHDAY TO HUGAWEREWOLF!!! 

ok birthday party over.

WAIT!! FORGOT CAKE AND ICE CREAM!!

oooohh, yummy!!

O! AND PRESENTS!!

i spy answer

huzzah!! somebody has guessed the i spy!! the answer was ....
(drum roll please) ....
CARPET!! yay!!
Scott and Amme is the winner!! or would that be are the winners? hmm.. i don't know. ANYWAY.. congratulations!! you get the prize!!!
AND THE PRIZE IS....
(one more drum roll please)

SOMETHING!!

ok. i don't know what the prize is. i wasn't planning on any particular prize. because what would be an awesome prize to some people might be pretty dumb to others. soo what would you like your prize to be? ..... nevermind that question. i have an idea! your prize shall be....
(last drum roll please)

FREE BABYSITTING!!
whoooo! imaginary confetti is falling from the sky and landing on your head and getting in your hair!

i spy?

*sigh* i am BORED!! i have been a blog slacker. i used to post stuff a lot more. i guess i just can't think of any thing to post about. hmmm... oh!!! i have an idea!! ok. how about this..
we can play I SPY!!! yeah, i know, it's kind of a stupid game. but it might be interesting to see how well it works on a blog. sound good? ... ok. i spy......... something.......... umm....... something....... something white-ish!! yeah! something white-ish!!!! now you have to guess what it is!!!

rong spelin

i is not no wat to post abowt. hmmm......... maybee i is shood post a randum pikcher. 

thare.

BLUE....

BLUE





BLOO !!!!!

FISH!

LOOK! I GOT SOME FISH!! AREN'T THEY AWESOME?!?!??!!!????!? YES THEY ARE. I KNOW THEY ARE. SO WHY DID I BOTHER ASKING YOU? ......  I DON'T KNOW EITHER. WHY DO PEOPLE ASK OTHER PEOPLE QUESTIONS THEY ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWERS TO?? ..... I DON'T KNOW EITHER. THEY PROBABLY JUST WANT TO SEE IF THE OTHER PERSON HAS THE SAME ANSWER AS THEM. RIGHT? .. RIGHT.     SEE? I ALREADY KNEW THE ANSWER WAS "RIGHT." BUT I ASKED YOU ANYWAY.  WHY AM I ANSWERING ALL OF MY OWN QUESTIONS?? ...... I DON'T KNOW EITHER. 

anyway, i kinda stopped talking about fish which is pretty stupid because that's my post title. ummmm...... there's not much else to say about the fish other than they're awesome and they need some names. what should i call them? any suggestions?           <--- those are some questions i do not know the answers to. so you'll have to tell me.

OH YEAH! I ALMOST FORGOT TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE FEED MY FISH!!!!

<-------------------------------------------------- FISH!!!!!!!

thisissocool!!

it'saunicyclething!! isthatawesomeorwhat??!!?it'sonthesideoftheroadwherethere'snormallyabicycle! ihavenoideawherethispicturewastakenbutiwishididsoicouldridemyunicyclethere! it'sprobablysomewherefarawayfromwhereilive.

speakingofunicyclesonroadsigottoridemyunicycleoutsidelastweek!!!! mybagpipeteacherwasoverhereformylessonandhejusthappendtohavehiswristguardswithhimsoigottoborrowthemandrideoutside!!! itwassomuchfun!!!!!! 

KILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO TOU THINK THERE ARE PLENTY OF THESE !!!!!!!!! UP THERE?!?!?!??!???!??!????!?

IF YOU SAY YES, THEN YOU ARE SADLY MISTAKEN.

NO!!!!!!

THERE ARE NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH!!!!!!!

MY   KILT   IS   STILL   NOT   HERE   YET ! ! ! ! !

>: (        <---- IS IT POSSIBLE TO MAKE A FACE MORE UNHAPPY THAN THAT?!!?

IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER MY KILT SHOULD BE HERE BUT IT'S NOT FACE THEN COMMENT AND SHOW ME.  AND I WILL EDIT THIS POST AND REPLACE MY FACE WITH YOURS. 

here's hugawerewolf's  ---->   D:<

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 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there. that's all i have to say.

bAgPiPeS!!!!!!

i got one of my bagpipe drones turned on today!!!!! YAY!!!!

ok, that probably doesn't make much sense. so i will explain. as you can see on these bagpipe pictures here, there are 5 weird things sticking out of the bag. 3 of them are tied together with a rope. those are the drones. mine didn't make any noise until today. now only 2 of them don't make noise. the one i got turned on is the farthest one to the right. there. now it should make sense.  IT'S SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!!  I HAVE TO PRACTICE TUNING IT!!!!!  YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH, I MADE ALL THESE.

ok, that was a BIG FAT lie. i didn't make these. 

i googled origami and picked the coolest ones.

rAnDoM wOrDs!!!

jar, would, napkin, ohio, squash, zap, more, poison ivy, ate, host, ferret, galaxy, pickle, image, thesaurus, doom, box, twelve, no (<---  that's in spanish!), brain, take 5, my, grey, vacuum, hourglass, CD, go, question, stain remover, protein, turd, fish, clover, thud, sycophant, doughnut, aaaannnnd... feather duster!!!!

ELEFANT

the best time to play your violin is when your bowl is in the other room waiting in line for ice cream without you.

ANOTHER NEW BOB!!!!

YAY!! 8 BOBS!!!!! this guy's name is SHELL BOB!!!! he's a turtle we found in our pool. this is the best picture i got of him. he didn't want to come out of his shell. here's a picture of him on my hand just to give you an idea how big he is.

and this  ^  is the underneath of his shell.

NEW BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!  EVERYBODY, THIS IS QUACKY BOB!!!  YEAH HE'S HAPPY TO MEET YOU TOO.  THIS MAKES 7 BOBS!!!!! I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER BOB THAT I WILL POST REAL SOON-LIKE. MAYBE IN FIVE MINUTES. YEAH, THATS A GOOD IDEA I'LL POST THIS THEN  HIM. I'LL POST HIM RIGHT NOW!

caveman talk

me slacker. no post blog long time. now post patricks day clover.

 

me have lots of clover. four leafs. many clovers in bedroom. 

must wear green for patricks day. me wear green shirt. have root beer for patricks day. yum. much good root beer.

birthday tomorrow. me more old. be 527 old. have no party. just birthday. want unicycle. mom say no. no unicycle. say not safe. bummer. me say i careful. mom say no. no like unicycle.

*sigh* 

have bagpipes now. got week ago. no play good. squeeze bag make odd sound. hard to do.

want unicycle like this  

 

or this

or 

or these 

want mom say yes unicycle. say okay you have unicycle. she no say that. say NO.

me pout unicycle. for birthday also want spore. fun game make creatures. mine purple. purple spore creature. much ugly. 

no more type caveman. done now.

kilt tartan options

alrighty! i do not understand why these first three tartans are smaller than the others. i tried to make them the same size but it kept shrinking them. anyway i asked everybody who was in the same room as me which tartan they liked and these are the ones they liked the best. so tell me which 4 you like best. just count which number they are then comment and tell me.