BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

it's

the

new

BOB!!

yep,

this

is

him.

yeah,

i

know

you

love

him.

also,

i

don't

have

to

ask you what i should name him 'cause i already know his name! and it's not EYE-BALL BOB or ALIEN BOB or anything like that. those names are just too obvious, and in case you haven't noticed, i enjoy doing things that are unexpected, un-obvious, and un-normal. but i did call him exactly what he is, it's just not what most people would call him because it is, yes, a made up word. i did not make it up though. just so you know, he is a dog toy. a very stiff and hard-to-squeak dog toy. my doggies like softer, rubbery, easy-to-squeak squeaky toys. and stuffed animals. so they don't really play with this guy.

ANYWAY, his name is WUGGA BOB. it's awesome, right?!?! i know, you're probably thinking "are you sure you didn't make that up?" yup! my goofy auntie made it up! she calls her dog's toys "wuggas". great word, huh?!? yeah, she uses a lot of strange words when she's talking to or about animals. especially her dog, her cat, and cows. (if you want to hear the song, call me. my sister and i will gladly sing it for you.)

so, dinsfingis says wugga is spelled whuggza and the h and z are silent, but i don't think he knows what he's talking about. auntie spells it just like it sounds: wugga. so that's how i'm spelling it and don't you forget it.

P.S. if you want to hear the song and you don't have either my home or cell phone number i probably don't know you. and i would have to have a brain smaller than the dot on this i and stupider than yours to post my phone number here. so, to bad!! no song for you!! ha ha ha!!!!

HALLO!

HIES YOO GIES! YA, WEER GUNNA DOO AAAAWWLLL CAPEETOLS TOEDAAAYY!! DAT'S RIET I'MS GUNNA SAY EVERFING FOONEE TOEDAY ALSOO! KAY? SOW YOORS GUNNA HAFF TOO WEED EVERFING ZACTLEE HAW EET'S SPELLID AN SIE EET JURST LEEK SAT WHAYLL YOO WEED EET EAN YUR HED. GAWT DAT? EEZAT OW KIE WIFF YOO? EET WEEL BAY KANUH HERD. JOOST DOWN'T CHRANSLIET DUH WERDS TUH HAW YOOD NERMILEE TOK. AWRIET? CON YOO DEW DAT FERMEE? EAF YUH MEK ET SUND NERMILL EET ROONS EVERFING ON EET'S NOH FON ANEMER. SEW PEES JOOST BAY WEYRD WEEF MIY. ET WAL BAY MUSH FOONER. NAYW, I'MS DUN IXPLANIN...........UUR............ AN IE FERGAWT WUT IY WEZ GUNNA PAWST UBOOT. GUUUUURRRRRR! UUUUUUUUUUUR....... WUT WUZ IE GUNNA PAWST UBOOT? FANCKS ULOOT YU MAYD MEY FERGIT! HMF! FINK, FINK, FINK............ AW, WIELL. IY GESS AI'LL JEST POOST A RENUM PIKCHER! UV WAT? HUUUHHH... SUMFIN WEERD... LIEK DIS:

HEHEHEHEHEHE!!! ESN'T ET GRAET?!!?!??! ISS UH BONUNUH-SHNAEK!!! DAT'S PITTY WEERD DONCHA FINK!!?? IE'LL NAEM HEEM BENNY!! (YEH, AIM SPELIN DA NAIMS RIET. DAT'S SOE YOO NOW WAT IEM TOKIN ABOWT) UR MAEBEY ZACH! UR MATTHEW, UR JERRY, UR WAET, NO! DEEZ NAIMS AR TEW NARMUL! NEAD WEERD NAIMS FRUM MOOVYS ER BUKS! LEVEN! UR ERAGON, ER GARFIELD, UR ALBUS, ER HORTON, UR EMBREY, ER QUIL, UR............ EBENEZER!!! YUS!! DAT'S PIRFICT!! HEE SHAELL BEY COLLD EBENEZER!!! AWRIET! IEM GETIN BORD WIFF DIS AWDD TIEPIN SOW IEM DUN NAW. GOO BIE!

BOBS!!

i have like... a million BOBs that i need to post!! (ok really only about 3 but still..) i've never been so behind on BOBs before!! AAAAHHH!!! ok. i have to post them in order and in seperate posts. sooooo, first i need to figure out which ones i have and have not already posted. i think i will do that right now. wait here, i'll be right back........................................................tick, tock...........................,.,,.,,,.,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HI! i'm back! alright i have a prob- wait, are you still here??? ...... well then come back!! .... there you are. thank you. as i was saying, i have a problem, there are 2 BOBs i have to post and the first one has no name..... THIS IS BAD!!! I CAN'T CALL HIM "NO-NAME BOB" THAT'S JUST STUPID!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS!!! HE'S NOT EVEN MINE!! I JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM!!! IN APRIL!! ISN'T THAT PATHETIC?!?!?!!!??!!?

well, here he is.

some of you probably recognize him because i emailed him to you asking for name ideas. well i didn't actually name him yet. so i need everyone to comment and suggest some names for this poor, nameless BOB. i put the names that have already been suggested on that votey thing over there. AND I WANT ALL OF YOU TO VOTE ON IT!! yes, that means you too. you can vote for more than 1 so please do. ok? ok. goo bye!

hello, i'm editing on this post because i think i have decided on a name for this guy now. i really like OOPTY BOB because he just looks kinda OOPTY-ISH don't ya think? yeah, OOPTY BOB is a good name for this guy. that is what i will call him now. so, YAY FOR MY AUNTIE FOR COMING UP WITH THE NAME OOPTY BOB! ok. goo bye again!

MY FISH!!

Dear followers and anybody else who looks at my blog,

HAVE YOU GUYS NOT BEEN FEEDING MY FISH??!?!! 3 FISH ARE GONE BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM ENOUGH!! I HAD 9 FISH! NOW I ONLY HAVE 6 AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!! HOW COULD YOU??!?! I TRUSTED YOU TO MAKE SURE MY FISH WERE FED! I TOLD YOU THEY WOULD DIE IF YOU DIDN'T FEED THEM!! DID YOU JUST THINK "OH IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I FEED THE FISH. EVERYONE ELSE WILL FEED THEM. THEY'LL BE FINE." ? IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?!?!! BECAUSE YOU WERE WRONG! MY FISH EAT A LOT!! THEY ARE VERY HUNGRY FISH!! I HOPED THAT MAYBE SINCE I HAVE 12 FOLLOWERS (well that's including myself so technically only 11) SOME OF YOU JUST MIGHT GIVE MY FISH SOME FOOD!! APPARENTLY I SHOULD NOT HAVE THOUGHT THAT!!!THAT WAS PRETTY STUPID OF ME BECAUSE AT LEAST 4 OF MY FOLLOWERS ARE TOTAL BLOG SLACKERS, 1 OF THEM WANTS MY FISH TO DIE, AND 3 OF THEM DON'T EVEN HAVE THEIR OWN BLOG!!!!! I GUESS I WAS DEPEDNDING ON THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE A BLOG, AREN'T TOTAL SLACKERS, AND LOOK AT MY BLOG A DECENT AMOUNT!!!! THAT WOULD BE DCY AND HUGAWEREWOLF!!! SO PRETTY MUCH JUST HUGAWEREWOLF!!! WHO I KNOW FEEDS MY FISH ANYWAY!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ok. i've been yelling for a while. so now i can turn the caps lock off i guess.
i is calmed down now.
look, i love my fish and it makes me sad when they die. so please just feed my fish.

OR ELSE!!
ok?

Sincerly,
Clueless Llama :)

P.S. thank you hugawerewolf for feeding my fish. (and for being a good sport about the halloween costume thing) i do not blame you at all for them dying. :)