Dude, 100th post.....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

ok, now i'll write what i was going to before...
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in the next post.. hehe

GASP! THE LLAMAS GONE!

yep. my bff, Paint Chip Hoarder, has a birthday next week, whether she likes it or not. so i have temporarily changed the llama to a panda for that reason. because, for some insane crazy reason, my bestest friend in the world hates llamas! but she loves pandas, and i am happy to change it for her!

that's all i really have time for this morning.. going to be busy for the next week or so with, unfortunately, more important things than blog posting.
so TTFN! ta-ta for now!

................ Why?

oh yeah..... i had a birthday... when did that happen?...........
......... more than likely it was the day after st patricks day like last year.
i tried to skip it. it didn't work. i'm a year older than i was a year ago.
WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE?!?? cuz ur goin insane. YUP! BUT WHY?!
so i guess it was two years ago i posted on st patricks day wishing for a unicycle... wow... that long ago? it feels like last year. i'll have to talk like a caveman again sometime. that was fun.
check it out if you haven't.
http://cluelessllama13.blogspot.com/2009/03/caveman-talk.html
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and now i really want some root beer.. and to go ride my uni a mile or two... but it's kinda 3:30 am.. so i don't think it'll be a good idea to turn on the air compressor so i can inflate my sad unicycle tire...
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dude, i lost my train of thought... WHY?! i swear i was going somewhere with all this.... OH WELL!!
MOVING ON!!!!!!!
i am a pathetic crazy person. i am addicted to webkinz. WHY?! I USED TO MAKE FUN OF WEBKINZ!! i thought it utterly ridiculous that anyone bothered with it at all, let alone collected animals so they could keep playing! well let's all try to guess what i got for my birthday! (no prize rewarded to any of you that get it on your 1st guess)........ WEBKINZ! yeah! two of em! a gazelle and a hedgehog! AND I WAS EXCITED! not only am i hooked on it, but now i'm gathering more pets! aaaaagggghhhhh! i've lost my marbles! (my bff stole them..... i know it.. your french fries are MINE bestest friend!! until you give back my marbles!) WHY?! I NEED MY MARBLES! my phone lost its marble tooooo! but i'm not going into that.. instead i would like to scream in frustration about WHY i end up addicted to things i make fun of.......
fdhsafoh dvnjshv sdnvuosh l!!!! hfosg sjg nfaosud uyfa ncfopaw fnsdop sakjgbsfd kahuifo fsdxzwk lzs uhsfsabfopsa gng u WEBKINZ!! nfodsah bgfsdui ghsfdbvis vzsohyvo bxdkgfawbmnfb aw,cxuivgxziugwra wrm n, bvbgxzihsoepia nxn sa jiozsjf oawn flsif oshfisabf ihsafoh dsfjsdaf isdh l FACEBOOK!!! nfoads ghfghuyvx bvraw,bfcuxiivy ozxgkhcwvszr hoawipeoq f xldm vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!
....... *sigh* that felt good.
so i have an "adventure" (i will post more of my "adventures" here, so you will come to learn WHY it is in "quotes") i reeeeaaallly wish i could post on here, but i can't. top secret info is involved. it will probably be on here in about a month though. i just have to laugh at, and even make fun of, myself for it. besides, it's not over yet. and it started in january! longest. "adventure." EVER. WHY?! sometimes i can't believe i'm doing this. but it'll be worth it in the end. if i can end it in time........
ANYWAY my webkinz pets names are Gastrocnemius (my llama), Calcaneus (my bunny), Coracobrachialis (gazelle), and Brachioradialis (hedgehog). real hedgehogs are poky and spiky. webkinz hedgehogs are furry. WHY?
the thought of the day on december 4th last year was "who needs a committee? that's what slaves are for!"
OK! HERE'S THE PART WHERE YOU CAN WIN A PRIZE! i had two of the most random songs stuck in my head last thursday. they had one thing in common. yes, i will allow hints, but YOU have to ask questions. i'm not just going to give you random info. AND I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE $5 FOLDED INTO A FREAKING UNICORN* TO ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE! (without me having already told you of course) i get such dumb songs in my head sometomes... WHY?!
well i'm bored now... bye all! hugs till later! <3

*or some other prize of your choice (i have to approve the prize, sorry)

Side Effects For Today..

"COMMON" Side Effects:
Nervousness or restlessness- CHECK! (both i think)
Loss of appetite- CHECK!
Trouble Sleeping- CHECK!
Irritability- No, too insane for that today..
Dry mouth- Kinda?
Upper stomach pain- Umm.. No. No pain.
Diarrhea- NO.
Dizziness- Maybe?
Headache- Rarely.
Vomiting- NO.
Increased sweating- i'm just gonna blame this on broken ac..
Weight loss-..........?

"SEVERE" Side Effects:
Severe allergic reactions- NO.
Severe stomach pain- Umm.. No.
Unusual weakness or tiredness- Um.. No?
Fainting- (haha this one made me laugh!) Nope.
Blurred vision or other vision changes- Such as double (or triple or quadruple) vision?! YES! CHECK!
Fast or irregular heartbeat- Um.. i don't think so? lemme check.. ok, i was gonna say no, but, omygosh, i swear it seems all fast & irregular now! AGH!
Chest pain- Uh.. No. No pain.
Seizures- NO.
Hallucinations- No.
Confusion- YES! Yesyesyes! i think? lol CHECK!
Shortness of breath- Hyperventilating? CHECK!
Severe dizziness or vomiting- No.
New or worsening mental or mood changes- Maayybe..... Umm.. No Comment.
Severe or persistent headache- No.
Severe or persistent irritability, nervousness, or restlessness- How is the difference between "normal" and "severe" determined?! I guess I'll just say.. OCCASIONALLY.
Uncontrolled speech or muscle movements- Uh no.
Tremor- (haha i had to look this up cuz i was thinkin "what, like a seizure? i already answered that!") uhh.. before today i would have to say no.. but.. MAYBE? Eh, no.
Severe weight loss- Severe weight loss? interesting.. i'm gonna go with NO.

(yeah, i know what you're thinking now, Paint Chip Hoarder.. 'WHAT ABOUT PSYCHOTIC DRUG REACTIONS?!!?!' ........ Gr.. that's all i have to say to that. just grr.)
..... Hmm.. ..... "Seek medical attention right away" it says above the "SEVERE" side effects..... L O L
Let's see.. To contact my doctor, or not to contact my doctor? .....
What a stupid question.
Am I gonna?
......
Nah.

i think i'm losing it..

so, i'm unwrapping hershey kisses, right? i have a big pile of them on one side of my desk. i'm grabbing them one at a time, by the flag, and peeling the foil off. next i wad up the foil into the roundest little ball i can, then toss it in the trash. and set the hershey kiss back on my desk. but in a different pile. the "unwrapped" pile. this is where all the naked little kisses sit patiently and wait to be eaten. but i'm not eating any of them. so i guess they just sit there..
anyway, i think there is room for improvement in my system here. i may have the order of things messed up. it may work better if i change how i'm doing this. it may also be a good idea for me to pay attention to my unwrapping and not zone out so much..
allow me to explain..
i think i might have just thrown one of my kisses in the trash.. but i have absolutely no clue whether i really did or not. i'm just staring off into nowhere and not even caring to make perfect balls out of the foil wrappers before i toss them. my problem is i toss them before i set the hershey kiss back on my desk. so i may have just thrown away a wrapper and a kiss and not even known it. it seems like a possibility in my memory, but i don't know if it happened or not..
i really want to know now if i stuck an innocent hershey kiss in the garbage. i almost want to check my trash can to see if it's there. but i'm not. i'm just going on with my unwrapping.. pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, wonder to self if there is an unwrapped kiss in there with all the wrappers..
i need to know.. soooooo tempting, but i'm not going to go digging through garbage looking for a hershey kiss that may or may not be in there..
this wouldn't be an issue if i would have just gone about unwrapping differently in the 1st place. if i set the kiss on my desk before throwing away the wadded foil and crumpled up flag i just tore off it, i would know for sure that all the hershey kisses got put on my desk and all the silver wrapping got dropped in the garbage.
what a fool i am to have organized the process in such a way. now i very well could have a sad, lonely, little chocolate kiss sitting in my trash can. on top of, leaning against, covered by who knows what ewie things that are in there too. a bloody tissue most likely.. stupid bloody nose..
and i can't do anything for it, the poor kiss.. unless i root through the nastiness, only to find, most likely, that i never did drop a kiss in there after all.
and i just sit here and blog about it..
is there something wrong with this picture? or am i just going crazy?
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yeah, i'm crazy.. i know.. but still, something about this feels reeaally stupid..
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so anyway, i now have a bunch of depressed, neglected hershey kisses on my desk, in need of a good home, someone who will eat them, if anyone wants them. please, come. take them. enjoy them. but beware, my guarding gnome is watching. he thinks they're his..

Hehe..

you luv the llama.
you know you luv it.

its 2011..

so i'm gonna pretend to be excited..... (here goes nothin..)


WHOOO!! 2011!! IT'S FINALLY HERE!! I'M SOOOO.. EXCITED!!
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ok, i dunno how well that worked. ANYWAY! i always do a new year post (sorry, this one's a little late.. the year still is relatively new tho.. right?) last year i announced i would be posting some things throughout the year, and.. well let's just say things didn't go according to plan. last year was a year without BOBs, and i'm kind of disgusted with myself for that one. this year i'm not going to be too specific with my plan. i'm just going to try to stick something on here on a regular basis. no telling what it'll be. just something. so to start the year off, here's my stupidity for the week-

QUOTE: "The world is poop." -mr. dude (you really appreciate this quote more after you've heard the whole thought process leading up to it. maybe i'll stick that on here sometime..?)

THOUGHT: Time flies.. That's all.

SONG: yes! i have a song of the week! heaven only knows if i'll ever have one again (i just don't listen to music! QUIT GIVING ME THAT FUNNY LOOK!! I KNOW I'M A WEIRDO! look, if the fact that i'm a dorkus bothers you, WHY R U BOTHERING TO READ MY RIDICULOUS BLOG?!??) aannywhooo, i heard the song on this hilarious youtube video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o

click it.

NOW.

THOUGHT OF THE WEEK

i like my rock. and i'm happy living under it.

HELLOOOO!! AND THE CLEAR CUPCAKE WINNER ISSS..?

not actually in the war, sadly.. but better than my sister and i by far!

ok! made by Paint Chip Hoarder's family, the crazy alien cupcakes are the most awesome, ever! i would add them to the competition, but they're way too good and i just want to know if mine is better than my sister's!

SO VOTE ON THEM!!! OK?!??!?!!?

THE POLL IS OVER THERE!!!!! --->>

DID YOU SEE IT, MAYBE, WHEN YOU GOT ON MY BLOG?!? IF YOU'RE HERE AT ALL.. .. .. .. ?

no. you're all gone, aren't you? there's no one here anymore..

O MY GOSH I USED TO HAVE FOLLOWERS!! PEOPLE WHO LIKED TO PRETEND TO ENJOY THE STUPIDITY I WOULD STICK ON HERE!! but no more..

(o great. now look where this post has gone. CAN YA TELL I HAVE ADD?!?! now i gotta seem all depressed about my blog and lack of true 'followers' as if it really matters to me and i care.. i'lllll just end here.)

OK! VOTE ON CUPCAKES!! (PLEASE PICK MINE!)

SAD, SAD PITIFUL PROOF THAT TOO MUCH FOOD NETWORK IS WATCHED AT MY HOUSE..

alright. well if you know me and my family, you probably are aware that 87% of tv watched by us is food network shows. though we do not watch tv much in the first place, it's kind of pathetic the food network stuff that goes on around here. not just watching food shows, but what we tend to do now because we saw it on a food show. my mom and sister are the ones most obsessed with it (for a long time, my sister really wanted to someday garnish a dessert with stevia..), but i'll watch with them most of the time. anywho, i suspect there's something very evil about food network that brainwashes you in some way and poisons your mind with terrible terrible creativity and deliciousness..

my sister and i had a cupcake war yesterday. well it was something more like a cupcake battle. 1 cupcake per person, and judged 100% on presentation (simply because we were using the exact same cupcake and frosting flavors). so we both went halloween crazy of course. and we ended up with the same design basically (i think we could see eachother's cupcakes too well). FOR THE RECORD, I put the spider ring on mine FIRST!!! she was painting a web on hers too, but hadn't thought of the ring until she saw me decorating mine with one!! i am not going to tell you which cupcake was made by who, and i'll explain why; moms are not good judges of competitions between their children. mr. dude, on the other hand, is excellent when it comes to quickly picking favorites and making decisions. we got him to be our one, only judge, who really couldn't've cared less. he's not a big dessert or candy fan, so when we interrupted his nap, and he awoke to cupcakes up in his face, he gave us one word, "NO." once we explained that he didn't have to eat them, he was happy to pick his favorite. I WON.
i would love some 2nd, 3rd, and maybe 4th opinions though! so i'm gonna label the cupcakes, and have you, my few faithful followers, vote on 'em! K?!?


CUPCAKE #THIS ONE:

CUPCAKE #THAT ONE:

WAAIT! I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT #THIS ONE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED MUCH BETTER THAN #THAT ONE. SO WHEN JUDGING THEM, TRY TO IGNORE UGLY SHADOWS AND BAD LIGHTING. (i would take new pictures, but we ate them for breakfast that morning..)

HUGS & OKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

OMYGOSH!IAMSOOVERYBORED!!!!! OK DONE SQUISHIN WORDS TOGETHER.. maybe i'll turn caps lock off too.. OO WAIT!! I STILL HAVE STUFF TO SHOUT ABOUT!!! FUNNY QUOTES OF THE WEEK!!! (ok, maybe 2 weeks..)

"did you just fart? or was that thunder?" -Springy Pwengin

"the fat people outwiegh the thinner people" -(someone who does not yet actually have a name on my blog & most likely won't ever need one)

"u obviously need a hug and okie! .. every1 needs them!" -Paint Chip Hoarder

".. his teeth sounding grey.." -Dr. Suess

THESE ALL MADE ME LAUGH!! LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ok caps over.. really this time.
i luuuv huge bags of skittles!! too bad nobody shares with me.. >8/
(\/) <-- Pacman!! YAY!!! oops! that was in caps! sorry, i lied accidentally.. _ ( '') <-- Ghosts r good too. i just can't seem to do dinosaurs.. ^^^ ok i have a issue. tomorrow is World Food Day, but i don't really like food right now.. dude i'm not even sure what i'm talkin about anymore.. BUT I'M STILL TYPING!!! JEEZ I'M A DORK.. AND I'M TALKIN IN CAPS AGAIN!! I'M SORRY!! I COULD NOT RESIST!! I LUV THE CAPS!! I MISS THEM WHEN I'M USING ONLY little letters! THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE FUNNER!! AND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON WAS CALLING MY NAME!! I SWEAR!! "HEELLOOO?!" (it was calling in caps!) "HEY YOU! YEAH, THE ONE HITTING ALL THE KEYS BUT ME! YOUR'E USING BORING LETTERS! TURN CAPS ON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER! .." SOME OF THESE BUTTONS ARE SOO STUPID!! THEY STINKIN WANT YOU TO POUND THEM IN THE FACE!!!! AND HE WAS PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME TO!!!

SO I DID.

BLOG TITLE

alright. i was talking to Disassembling Turtle the other day, i really can't remember what nonsense we were discussing.. it might have been my blog actually.. i dunno. anyway, he said something about RANDOMOCITY, and i thought, "haha what an awesome word!" so i told him i loved it and might have to rename my blog that. but i thought i'd see what everyone else thinks first. sooo.. comment. tell me. call, email, text, doesn't matter. want to know what you think.

Gifts Given To Me By Friends Before 7:00 AM

sooo, it was exactly 3 weeks ago today.. yeah, that's right. 3 weeks.. i was randomly given some of the oddest things by 3 different people. early one friday morning. not even my birthday. i thought it was so strange because people kept giving me junk. and i know they didn't plan it.. like, "hey, i thought of something we can do for entertainment tomorrow! let's all give Clueless Llama our garbage in the morning! and see what kind of reaction we can get!" no, they don't even really know eachother.. anyway, i took some pictures of my treasures the other day so you can see them. here they are in the order i got them:

ok. soo my first gift that day was this lovely "can opener" tab, given to me by Mezzo, who sits next to me on my left in class in the morning. he can be so hilariously random sometimes. so after finishing whatever it was he was drinking that morning, saying nothing, he yanked this no longer important, soon to be detached can-opening tool right off it's can and set it in front of me. not a word. he simply handed over to me his junk that would have been thrown away otherwise.. annnd i still have it........

MOVING ON!!!

the next piece of junk i received was this sad little raisin.. IT WAS A GRAPE WHEN I GOT IT! I SWEAR! IT WAS A GRAPE!! the pathetic little thing shriveled up and dried out on me! it shrunk into a raisin! i'm sorry! i would have posted it as a grape on here, but i kept forgetting to take a picture of it! i barely took these just a couple days ago! soooo yeah, the grape is now a raisin.. but it was already half dead the day it was given to me.. anyway, my very good friend, Paint Chip Hoarder, who sits on my right very early in the morning but is on my left pretty much any other time i'm around her, had discovered it in her purse that i like to poke the day before. she must have forgotten about it, rediscovered it that morning, and decided to let me have it as sneakily as possible. so she waited for the opportune moment when i was leaning away from her, working on something with Mezzo. and THAT is when Paint Chip Hoarder plopped that squashy little deflated-looking fruit on the table. right in front of me. so i didn't seee it until Mezzo and i were finished with what we were doing. i had to laugh when i saw it though because i was there the previous day when she found it. but then i think i thanked her for it. i thanked everyone for their unwanted rubbish that morning.

my last received treasure is this harry potter bookmark that Sneeze Amplifier let me have. on the way to the school, i showed him the stuff Mezzo and Paint Chip Hoarder gave me. and he said he had a bunch of really random junk with him too. he then proceeded to show it all to me. his miscellaneous stuff included, a tinkerbell pencil, a diego band-aid, and the little harry potter bookermarker that is now living in my bedroom under my puzzle globe. i was lookin at it and playin with it because it's one of those thingamajigs where the picture on it changes depending on the angle you hold it at. but it's a reeaally good one! it doesn't show both pictures at the same time like most others do! i was very impressed with it. so Sneeze Amplifier told me i could just keep it and add it to my random junk collected that day. yay!
sooooo anyway, yeah, that's all my random items from that morning.........

annnd that's all....

soooo i'm done now.....

post over.....

seriously, why are you still reading this???

Frisbees & Stick Figures

So Hugawerewolf and I decided a little less than a year ago that we thought starting a "Blue Frisbee Club" sounded like fun. (I'm not going to bother to go into the whole story of how that got started) So we have a Blue Frisbee Club now. So far, the list of members consists of.. Just the 2 of us.. And.. Well.. I guess I'm sorta the president of our sad little club.. But um.. There is a slight issue with that..
I have no blue frisbee. Isn't that sad?!??!? I know what you're thinking, "What? A Blue Frisbee Club without a blue frisbee? How pathetic!" I KNOW!! It's SO pathetic!! I have what I thought was a blue frisbee, but Jibe Ho so rudely decided to point out to me that my "blue frisbee" seemed kind of flat and looked like a lid to something. So I looked at it a little more closely and realized it TOTALLY looked like a lid to something!! (but a very frisbee-ish lid, in my defence!) Man, did I feel stupid!! I think it might be the lid to that big, plastic barrel of cheese balls we got back in December!! No, that cheese ball barrel had a small-ish hole, it's too big for that.. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I have a few frisbees, but I don't think any of them are blue. Wait, I take that back. I think I do have a blue frisbee. But it's a STUPID one! When my brother was a little cub scout, his little cub scout troop went to the library. And he got a blue frisbee from the library. And as we all know, if a library (or any other place like that) is giving free toys away to little kids they are going to be total JUNK toys. The frisbee my brother got isn't a TOTAL junk frisbee. But, of course it's not a way nice frisbee either. I'm just glad it isn't a mini-frisbee. Now let me tell you why it's stupid.. Things from libraries have stuff about reading on them. Always. If you get a bookmark or something from a library it will probably have a picture of some cartoon character on it. And it will be saying something like "READING IS COOL!!" Well, our blue frisbee has on it a picture of one of those fat stick figures that are on the signs on public restroom doors. Do you know what stick figures I'm talking about?? They're the ones that are always slipping and falling on floors that have just been mopped, and cracking their stupid little skulls on the bottoms of pools because they were foolish enough to dive into the shallow end..? Yeah, those stick figures.. Anyway, he's not doing anything dumb like tripping over something or getting electrocuted. Instead, he's reading a book. I didn't know they could read! And why isn't he being wreckless like all of his dumb cousins? Can they be smart????????? ......
Oh, well. That doesn't really matter. Back to the point. Someone decided they didn't really like him there and thought, since he was white, they could color over him with a blue sharpie. Genius. Well, to make a long story a little less long, the blue sharpie was not dark enough of a blue and he is now either half blue or all blue. (I can't remember..?) But either way, he is still there reading his boring little book with no title.
I guess none of that is really important at all though because I'm not sure if we still have that frisbee or if it got thrown away. I don't really care though. Because if I can't find a blue frisbee anywhere, I can just use a different one and duct tape it in blue!!

SOCKS?

so i was thinking the other day, when i was putting my shoes on. (no.... really?! you were thinking?!?!!?) the last time i had worn them i had taken them off and had lazily stuffed the socks into the shoes, like many slackers do. so i noticed that the sock i'd worn on my right foot got put in the left shoe. and this got me thinking..
when you buy socks there are no specific right and left foot socks. but after you've worn them once or twice your big toe streaches out one side of the sock and it becomes either a left sock or a right sock..
weird.
more on socks..
where do they disappear to? seriously, you have 10 pair of socks, you do laundry, suddenly you only have 9 1/2 pair!!! one sock disapears!!! never to be seen again...
so after a while, you buy new socks, but they're not the same as your old ones!! so now on laundry day, you not only loose socks but you have to sort through a huge pile of them searching for some that match!!! then, due to the fact that so many of them are missing, and you have a ton of different socks now, you end up with a whole bunch of extra leftover socks. with no matches!!
socks with no friends!! how sad is that?!
eventually, it gets to the point where you could make a sock monkey army with all the spare sockies!!!
but as soon as you do something with an "extra" sock, another one matching it shows up suddenly that is also no longer half of a pair!!
it's like some crazy sock cycle!!!!
- sock is made and stuck in package with others
- sits in store for week
- is purchased and taken home
- is worn and turned into a left or right sock
- is washed and partner is lost
- is left lying on floor in between washing machine and dryer untill match can be found
(now there are 3 possible endings)
1. other sock loses match and is paired up with first sock (happily ever after)
2. sock is lost forever behind dryer
3. sock is tied in a knot and given as new chew toy to dog, who tears it to shreds and leaves it in the backyard to be later run over by lawnmower

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why do we bother with these things?

C, X, & Q

english is much, much too confuzzling in many ways. spelling is definitely one of them and i will complain about that later. but today i don't care so much about spelling. today i am going to make a fuss about the alphabet. particularly about the letters C, X, and Q.

ok. these are all stupid, pointless letters. why do they exist? they do us no good. let's talk about C. we could just get rid of it! and we should! whenever i tell people this, those who either aren't thinking about it enough or are thinking too hard, all ask the same dumb question. "then how would you spell cat?" where is your brain?!??! K-A-T!! duh! then some try to get me to admit that we need C. they ask "how would you spell things with a CH in them?" well, CH, TH, PH, and SH are stupid anyway. i mean, think about it. they don't even make the sounds they look like they should. K could just be used instead of the C. then it would be KH and it would be just as stupid but at least C would be gone. after that all you have to do is replace C with a K or S depending on the word. PH is the dumbest of all the pointless letter combination things. it should sound something like puh-huh (say this out loud really quick but say it like you're whispering very quietly and don't use your voice.... go ahead........ see what i mean?) instead it makes a ffffffff sound. so F should be used instead of PH which should be gotten rid of.
moving on...

X is the same as C, it should not exist. so, while we're at it let's remove X from the alphabet. all Xs get replaced by KS and Z. (ya know what's great? because C is already gone, no one has to worry about X being replaced with CS in certian words!!) i'm assuming i don't need to eksplain that any further.

OK!! now that we're rid of C and X, let's move on to Q...

IT'S STUPID!! need i say more?

by now i'm sure you've become much smarter then you were 15 minutes ago. so let's not bother with any big long expanations. bye-bye Q, hello KW, bye also to U, who for some reason is always clinging to Q like velcro to........ itself. so, KW, yes! KWU, no!

well, i think we have fiksed the alphabet kwite a bit, don't you? a fantastik improvement, i say.

HI!!!! I'm a SLACKER!!!

ALRIGHT!! for the past... uh.. more-than-a-month i have been slacking much on my blog of AwEsoMe rAndOMnEsS!!! SOOO i've's got somes lot's of random stuffs to post here. ~*r a i n b o w*~ starting with this here hugemogous pile o duct tape that i have collected and i got most of it for my birthday 'cause it's awesome and i love it and i make stuff with it and there are peanuts and Easy Cheese on my desk!!

isn't it just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?!??!?!?!!!?!?!!!?

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I KNOW!!! RIGHT?!?!??

yeah... also, here is a picture of my bestestest duct tape wallet i have ever made so far!! (just turn your head sideways)

this design was requested by an 8 year old kid who lives in texas (why so far from Uzbekistan?!?) and has been asking me every week if i got a chance to make him a duct tape wallet. i kept forgetting every week until he would remind me on sunday and whenever i did remember during the week i didn't have time. so i made this as fast as i could on monday before i got distracted by some other project. because i told him i'd make him one and i felt so bad each time he asked me about it 'cause i could tell he was really excited to get his wallet and i hated disappointing him every week.

anyway, all he asked for was a red, white & blue wallet with the texas flag on one side and the american flag on the other. i was not told what to do with the inside, he only requested the flags. so i came up with this for the inside.

pretty sweet huh?? I LOVE IT!!!!! i need to make one just like it for myself. (possibly with smaller card pockets though, because i made his pokemon card sized)

OK!!! i'm pretty much sick of typing for now. i just has one more thing to say..

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???

THIS POST ISN'T REALLY HERE. YOU'RE IMAGINING IT.

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