BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

it's

the

new

BOB!!

yep,

this

is

him.

yeah,

i

know

you

love

him.

also,

i

don't

have

to

ask you what i should name him 'cause i already know his name! and it's not EYE-BALL BOB or ALIEN BOB or anything like that. those names are just too obvious, and in case you haven't noticed, i enjoy doing things that are unexpected, un-obvious, and un-normal. but i did call him exactly what he is, it's just not what most people would call him because it is, yes, a made up word. i did not make it up though. just so you know, he is a dog toy. a very stiff and hard-to-squeak dog toy. my doggies like softer, rubbery, easy-to-squeak squeaky toys. and stuffed animals. so they don't really play with this guy.

ANYWAY, his name is WUGGA BOB. it's awesome, right?!?! i know, you're probably thinking "are you sure you didn't make that up?" yup! my goofy auntie made it up! she calls her dog's toys "wuggas". great word, huh?!? yeah, she uses a lot of strange words when she's talking to or about animals. especially her dog, her cat, and cows. (if you want to hear the song, call me. my sister and i will gladly sing it for you.)

so, dinsfingis says wugga is spelled whuggza and the h and z are silent, but i don't think he knows what he's talking about. auntie spells it just like it sounds: wugga. so that's how i'm spelling it and don't you forget it.

P.S. if you want to hear the song and you don't have either my home or cell phone number i probably don't know you. and i would have to have a brain smaller than the dot on this i and stupider than yours to post my phone number here. so, to bad!! no song for you!! ha ha ha!!!!

BOBS!!

i have like... a million BOBs that i need to post!! (ok really only about 3 but still..) i've never been so behind on BOBs before!! AAAAHHH!!! ok. i have to post them in order and in seperate posts. sooooo, first i need to figure out which ones i have and have not already posted. i think i will do that right now. wait here, i'll be right back........................................................tick, tock...........................,.,,.,,,.,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, HI! i'm back! alright i have a prob- wait, are you still here??? ...... well then come back!! .... there you are. thank you. as i was saying, i have a problem, there are 2 BOBs i have to post and the first one has no name..... THIS IS BAD!!! I CAN'T CALL HIM "NO-NAME BOB" THAT'S JUST STUPID!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HE IS!!! HE'S NOT EVEN MINE!! I JUST TOOK A PICTURE OF HIM!!! IN APRIL!! ISN'T THAT PATHETIC?!?!?!!!??!!?

well, here he is.

some of you probably recognize him because i emailed him to you asking for name ideas. well i didn't actually name him yet. so i need everyone to comment and suggest some names for this poor, nameless BOB. i put the names that have already been suggested on that votey thing over there. AND I WANT ALL OF YOU TO VOTE ON IT!! yes, that means you too. you can vote for more than 1 so please do. ok? ok. goo bye!

hello, i'm editing on this post because i think i have decided on a name for this guy now. i really like OOPTY BOB because he just looks kinda OOPTY-ISH don't ya think? yeah, OOPTY BOB is a good name for this guy. that is what i will call him now. so, YAY FOR MY AUNTIE FOR COMING UP WITH THE NAME OOPTY BOB! ok. goo bye again!

ANOTHER NEW BOB!!!!

YAY!! 8 BOBS!!!!! this guy's name is SHELL BOB!!!! he's a turtle we found in our pool. this is the best picture i got of him. he didn't want to come out of his shell. here's a picture of him on my hand just to give you an idea how big he is.

and this  ^  is the underneath of his shell.

NEW BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!  EVERYBODY, THIS IS QUACKY BOB!!!  YEAH HE'S HAPPY TO MEET YOU TOO.  THIS MAKES 7 BOBS!!!!! I ALSO HAVE ANOTHER BOB THAT I WILL POST REAL SOON-LIKE. MAYBE IN FIVE MINUTES. YEAH, THATS A GOOD IDEA I'LL POST THIS THEN  HIM. I'LL POST HIM RIGHT NOW!

BOB!!!!!!

okey-dokey!! hugawerewolf is da only one who voted. so da new CHRISTMAS BOB is (drum roll please) ........

REINDEER PEZ BOB!!!!!!!

huzzah!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

WAAHOOOO!! this is my little thanksgiving pumpkin dude. isn't he awesome?!!? those are the same eyes i put on BIG EYE OINK BOB. ( big eye oink bob is not a separate BOB from normal oink bob) pumpkin dude want's me to tell you "happee fanksgiving" and he loves all you guys. and he wants you to know that that leaf is tickling him and he wants it blown off. (he's inside where there's no wind) aannnd he wants to know if any of you guys like fruitcake. he says he would love fruitcake (or any other food) but he has no mouth. just eyes. jibe ho says he should be a BOB. what do you think??

NEW BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yay!! lets call him TROLL BOB!!!!!! he is a troll right? i think he's a troll. or i thought he was. hmmmmm..... maybe he's a........ a............ well he's a something. i don't know what he is. but who cares?!?!? if you care please tell me. if he's not a troll let me know. and tell me what he really is.

BOB!!!!!!

YAY NEW BOB!!!! this bob is a piggy bank i got for my birthday. my mom said i should call him OINK BOB i said BOBOINK. if you think one or the other is better please comment and tell me. hugawerewolf says BOBOINK. i don't know which one i like better. 

UNIBOB

check it out!! its a big scary cyclops mummy!!!!!!!! WAIT!! he needs a name too. i shall call him..........hmmmm.....uhhhh.......UNIBOB!! yay now i have a ROCK BOB and a UNIBOB!!!! 

but i ate UNIBOB'S eyeball last night. :^ ( 

LLAMA

there's my llama so you can see him better. see isn't he wonderful? WAIT!!!!!!!!!!

he needs a name. what should i call him?? i can't just call him "my llama carved out of some grey rock" because that's to long.