BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

it's

the

new

BOB!!

yep,

this

is

him.

yeah,

i

know

you

love

him.

also,

i

don't

have

to

ask you what i should name him 'cause i already know his name! and it's not EYE-BALL BOB or ALIEN BOB or anything like that. those names are just too obvious, and in case you haven't noticed, i enjoy doing things that are unexpected, un-obvious, and un-normal. but i did call him exactly what he is, it's just not what most people would call him because it is, yes, a made up word. i did not make it up though. just so you know, he is a dog toy. a very stiff and hard-to-squeak dog toy. my doggies like softer, rubbery, easy-to-squeak squeaky toys. and stuffed animals. so they don't really play with this guy.

ANYWAY, his name is WUGGA BOB. it's awesome, right?!?! i know, you're probably thinking "are you sure you didn't make that up?" yup! my goofy auntie made it up! she calls her dog's toys "wuggas". great word, huh?!? yeah, she uses a lot of strange words when she's talking to or about animals. especially her dog, her cat, and cows. (if you want to hear the song, call me. my sister and i will gladly sing it for you.)

so, dinsfingis says wugga is spelled whuggza and the h and z are silent, but i don't think he knows what he's talking about. auntie spells it just like it sounds: wugga. so that's how i'm spelling it and don't you forget it.

P.S. if you want to hear the song and you don't have either my home or cell phone number i probably don't know you. and i would have to have a brain smaller than the dot on this i and stupider than yours to post my phone number here. so, to bad!! no song for you!! ha ha ha!!!!