Santa Clause

HOW MANY REINDEER DOES SANTA HAVE??!?!? ......... think through their names in your head.... Dancer, Prancer ...... that's easy they rhyme ...... Blitzen, Vixen ..... you can at least get the one's that sound kind of alike ...... Comet, Cupid ..... Donner.... Dasher ...... ??? and then there's Rudolph. yes?? that's 9. right? including Rudolph. ok. here is a picture OF the movie Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer. alright? please count the reindeer.





there are 6. plus Rudolph. 7 REINDEER!! WHAT HAPPEND??!??!?!!? WHERE ARE SANTA'S OTHER REINDEER?!!?!??!!!!?? before they take off on the flight pictured above, santa shouts all the reindeers' names, but if i remember correctly they were the 9 that we listed before, not just the names of whichever reindeer are pulling the sleigh AFTER they are off the ground!!! i just don't see how santa can have 9 reindeer before they start flying and only have 7 by the time they're in the air!!! and they were ATTACHED to eachother! so none of them CAN really get left behind or anything. THIS IS MESSED UP!! SANTA HAS 8 REINDEER!!!!! IN THE MOVIE Olive the Other Riendeer EVERYONE IS WORRIED THAT SANTA MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO FLY HIS SLEIGH WITH ONLY 7 REINDEER!!!! and SOOOOOOOO many people seem to think he only has 6!!! Twas The Night Before Christmas "When what to my wandering eyes should appear, But a miniature sleigh and EIGHT tiny reindeer, With a little old driver so lively and quick, I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick, More rapid than eagles his coursers they came, And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name: Now, Dasher! Now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid! On, Donnner and Blitzen!" (i know, the word eight is not capitalized in the actual poem, but i really needed to point that out just in case you didn't count the reindeer names. for the record, there were 8!!!) and EVERYONE knows The Night Before Christmas is right about EVERYTHING. that's because it's so classic and old that it was written by a guy named Clement!!! in 1823!!! now, i would like to let you know that Clement had seen santa clause himself and decided to write a poem about his experience so that everyone could know about it. (back in 1823, that was how you let the world know things. you wrote a poem, and hoped it became famous.) but santa has changed since he realized everyone knew of his existance. he used to be a very bad example to children. but now he has stopped smoking and is trying to lose weight. yes, santa used to smoke. seriously have none of you actually read The Night Before Chrismas??? "The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth, And the smoke, it encircled his head like a wreath. He had a round face and a little round belly, That shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly." yeah, he was overweight and he was smoking. don't worry though, he doesn't anymore.

ALRIGHT!! i think i'm done complaining about santa's reindeer now!!!!!