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alright. i was talking to Disassembling Turtle the other day, i really can't remember what nonsense we were discussing.. it might have been my blog actually.. i dunno. anyway, he said something about RANDOMOCITY, and i thought, "haha what an awesome word!" so i told him i loved it and might have to rename my blog that. but i thought i'd see what everyone else thinks first. sooo.. comment. tell me. call, email, text, doesn't matter. want to know what you think.

Gifts Given To Me By Friends Before 7:00 AM

sooo, it was exactly 3 weeks ago today.. yeah, that's right. 3 weeks.. i was randomly given some of the oddest things by 3 different people. early one friday morning. not even my birthday. i thought it was so strange because people kept giving me junk. and i know they didn't plan it.. like, "hey, i thought of something we can do for entertainment tomorrow! let's all give Clueless Llama our garbage in the morning! and see what kind of reaction we can get!" no, they don't even really know eachother.. anyway, i took some pictures of my treasures the other day so you can see them. here they are in the order i got them:

ok. soo my first gift that day was this lovely "can opener" tab, given to me by Mezzo, who sits next to me on my left in class in the morning. he can be so hilariously random sometimes. so after finishing whatever it was he was drinking that morning, saying nothing, he yanked this no longer important, soon to be detached can-opening tool right off it's can and set it in front of me. not a word. he simply handed over to me his junk that would have been thrown away otherwise.. annnd i still have it........

MOVING ON!!!

the next piece of junk i received was this sad little raisin.. IT WAS A GRAPE WHEN I GOT IT! I SWEAR! IT WAS A GRAPE!! the pathetic little thing shriveled up and dried out on me! it shrunk into a raisin! i'm sorry! i would have posted it as a grape on here, but i kept forgetting to take a picture of it! i barely took these just a couple days ago! soooo yeah, the grape is now a raisin.. but it was already half dead the day it was given to me.. anyway, my very good friend, Paint Chip Hoarder, who sits on my right very early in the morning but is on my left pretty much any other time i'm around her, had discovered it in her purse that i like to poke the day before. she must have forgotten about it, rediscovered it that morning, and decided to let me have it as sneakily as possible. so she waited for the opportune moment when i was leaning away from her, working on something with Mezzo. and THAT is when Paint Chip Hoarder plopped that squashy little deflated-looking fruit on the table. right in front of me. so i didn't seee it until Mezzo and i were finished with what we were doing. i had to laugh when i saw it though because i was there the previous day when she found it. but then i think i thanked her for it. i thanked everyone for their unwanted rubbish that morning.

my last received treasure is this harry potter bookmark that Sneeze Amplifier let me have. on the way to the school, i showed him the stuff Mezzo and Paint Chip Hoarder gave me. and he said he had a bunch of really random junk with him too. he then proceeded to show it all to me. his miscellaneous stuff included, a tinkerbell pencil, a diego band-aid, and the little harry potter bookermarker that is now living in my bedroom under my puzzle globe. i was lookin at it and playin with it because it's one of those thingamajigs where the picture on it changes depending on the angle you hold it at. but it's a reeaally good one! it doesn't show both pictures at the same time like most others do! i was very impressed with it. so Sneeze Amplifier told me i could just keep it and add it to my random junk collected that day. yay!
sooooo anyway, yeah, that's all my random items from that morning.........

annnd that's all....

soooo i'm done now.....

post over.....

seriously, why are you still reading this???

Frisbees & Stick Figures

So Hugawerewolf and I decided a little less than a year ago that we thought starting a "Blue Frisbee Club" sounded like fun. (I'm not going to bother to go into the whole story of how that got started) So we have a Blue Frisbee Club now. So far, the list of members consists of.. Just the 2 of us.. And.. Well.. I guess I'm sorta the president of our sad little club.. But um.. There is a slight issue with that..
I have no blue frisbee. Isn't that sad?!??!? I know what you're thinking, "What? A Blue Frisbee Club without a blue frisbee? How pathetic!" I KNOW!! It's SO pathetic!! I have what I thought was a blue frisbee, but Jibe Ho so rudely decided to point out to me that my "blue frisbee" seemed kind of flat and looked like a lid to something. So I looked at it a little more closely and realized it TOTALLY looked like a lid to something!! (but a very frisbee-ish lid, in my defence!) Man, did I feel stupid!! I think it might be the lid to that big, plastic barrel of cheese balls we got back in December!! No, that cheese ball barrel had a small-ish hole, it's too big for that.. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I have a few frisbees, but I don't think any of them are blue. Wait, I take that back. I think I do have a blue frisbee. But it's a STUPID one! When my brother was a little cub scout, his little cub scout troop went to the library. And he got a blue frisbee from the library. And as we all know, if a library (or any other place like that) is giving free toys away to little kids they are going to be total JUNK toys. The frisbee my brother got isn't a TOTAL junk frisbee. But, of course it's not a way nice frisbee either. I'm just glad it isn't a mini-frisbee. Now let me tell you why it's stupid.. Things from libraries have stuff about reading on them. Always. If you get a bookmark or something from a library it will probably have a picture of some cartoon character on it. And it will be saying something like "READING IS COOL!!" Well, our blue frisbee has on it a picture of one of those fat stick figures that are on the signs on public restroom doors. Do you know what stick figures I'm talking about?? They're the ones that are always slipping and falling on floors that have just been mopped, and cracking their stupid little skulls on the bottoms of pools because they were foolish enough to dive into the shallow end..? Yeah, those stick figures.. Anyway, he's not doing anything dumb like tripping over something or getting electrocuted. Instead, he's reading a book. I didn't know they could read! And why isn't he being wreckless like all of his dumb cousins? Can they be smart????????? ......
Oh, well. That doesn't really matter. Back to the point. Someone decided they didn't really like him there and thought, since he was white, they could color over him with a blue sharpie. Genius. Well, to make a long story a little less long, the blue sharpie was not dark enough of a blue and he is now either half blue or all blue. (I can't remember..?) But either way, he is still there reading his boring little book with no title.
I guess none of that is really important at all though because I'm not sure if we still have that frisbee or if it got thrown away. I don't really care though. Because if I can't find a blue frisbee anywhere, I can just use a different one and duct tape it in blue!!

SOCKS?

so i was thinking the other day, when i was putting my shoes on. (no.... really?! you were thinking?!?!!?) the last time i had worn them i had taken them off and had lazily stuffed the socks into the shoes, like many slackers do. so i noticed that the sock i'd worn on my right foot got put in the left shoe. and this got me thinking..
when you buy socks there are no specific right and left foot socks. but after you've worn them once or twice your big toe streaches out one side of the sock and it becomes either a left sock or a right sock..
weird.
more on socks..
where do they disappear to? seriously, you have 10 pair of socks, you do laundry, suddenly you only have 9 1/2 pair!!! one sock disapears!!! never to be seen again...
so after a while, you buy new socks, but they're not the same as your old ones!! so now on laundry day, you not only loose socks but you have to sort through a huge pile of them searching for some that match!!! then, due to the fact that so many of them are missing, and you have a ton of different socks now, you end up with a whole bunch of extra leftover socks. with no matches!!
socks with no friends!! how sad is that?!
eventually, it gets to the point where you could make a sock monkey army with all the spare sockies!!!
but as soon as you do something with an "extra" sock, another one matching it shows up suddenly that is also no longer half of a pair!!
it's like some crazy sock cycle!!!!
- sock is made and stuck in package with others
- sits in store for week
- is purchased and taken home
- is worn and turned into a left or right sock
- is washed and partner is lost
- is left lying on floor in between washing machine and dryer untill match can be found
(now there are 3 possible endings)
1. other sock loses match and is paired up with first sock (happily ever after)
2. sock is lost forever behind dryer
3. sock is tied in a knot and given as new chew toy to dog, who tears it to shreds and leaves it in the backyard to be later run over by lawnmower

........

why do we bother with these things?

C, X, & Q

english is much, much too confuzzling in many ways. spelling is definitely one of them and i will complain about that later. but today i don't care so much about spelling. today i am going to make a fuss about the alphabet. particularly about the letters C, X, and Q.

ok. these are all stupid, pointless letters. why do they exist? they do us no good. let's talk about C. we could just get rid of it! and we should! whenever i tell people this, those who either aren't thinking about it enough or are thinking too hard, all ask the same dumb question. "then how would you spell cat?" where is your brain?!??! K-A-T!! duh! then some try to get me to admit that we need C. they ask "how would you spell things with a CH in them?" well, CH, TH, PH, and SH are stupid anyway. i mean, think about it. they don't even make the sounds they look like they should. K could just be used instead of the C. then it would be KH and it would be just as stupid but at least C would be gone. after that all you have to do is replace C with a K or S depending on the word. PH is the dumbest of all the pointless letter combination things. it should sound something like puh-huh (say this out loud really quick but say it like you're whispering very quietly and don't use your voice.... go ahead........ see what i mean?) instead it makes a ffffffff sound. so F should be used instead of PH which should be gotten rid of.
moving on...

X is the same as C, it should not exist. so, while we're at it let's remove X from the alphabet. all Xs get replaced by KS and Z. (ya know what's great? because C is already gone, no one has to worry about X being replaced with CS in certian words!!) i'm assuming i don't need to eksplain that any further.

OK!! now that we're rid of C and X, let's move on to Q...

IT'S STUPID!! need i say more?

by now i'm sure you've become much smarter then you were 15 minutes ago. so let's not bother with any big long expanations. bye-bye Q, hello KW, bye also to U, who for some reason is always clinging to Q like velcro to........ itself. so, KW, yes! KWU, no!

well, i think we have fiksed the alphabet kwite a bit, don't you? a fantastik improvement, i say.