SAD, SAD PITIFUL PROOF THAT TOO MUCH FOOD NETWORK IS WATCHED AT MY HOUSE..

alright. well if you know me and my family, you probably are aware that 87% of tv watched by us is food network shows. though we do not watch tv much in the first place, it's kind of pathetic the food network stuff that goes on around here. not just watching food shows, but what we tend to do now because we saw it on a food show. my mom and sister are the ones most obsessed with it (for a long time, my sister really wanted to someday garnish a dessert with stevia..), but i'll watch with them most of the time. anywho, i suspect there's something very evil about food network that brainwashes you in some way and poisons your mind with terrible terrible creativity and deliciousness..

my sister and i had a cupcake war yesterday. well it was something more like a cupcake battle. 1 cupcake per person, and judged 100% on presentation (simply because we were using the exact same cupcake and frosting flavors). so we both went halloween crazy of course. and we ended up with the same design basically (i think we could see eachother's cupcakes too well). FOR THE RECORD, I put the spider ring on mine FIRST!!! she was painting a web on hers too, but hadn't thought of the ring until she saw me decorating mine with one!! i am not going to tell you which cupcake was made by who, and i'll explain why; moms are not good judges of competitions between their children. mr. dude, on the other hand, is excellent when it comes to quickly picking favorites and making decisions. we got him to be our one, only judge, who really couldn't've cared less. he's not a big dessert or candy fan, so when we interrupted his nap, and he awoke to cupcakes up in his face, he gave us one word, "NO." once we explained that he didn't have to eat them, he was happy to pick his favorite. I WON.
i would love some 2nd, 3rd, and maybe 4th opinions though! so i'm gonna label the cupcakes, and have you, my few faithful followers, vote on 'em! K?!?


CUPCAKE #THIS ONE:

CUPCAKE #THAT ONE:

WAAIT! I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT #THIS ONE WAS PHOTOGRAPHED MUCH BETTER THAN #THAT ONE. SO WHEN JUDGING THEM, TRY TO IGNORE UGLY SHADOWS AND BAD LIGHTING. (i would take new pictures, but we ate them for breakfast that morning..)

HUGS & OKIES FOR EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!

OMYGOSH!IAMSOOVERYBORED!!!!! OK DONE SQUISHIN WORDS TOGETHER.. maybe i'll turn caps lock off too.. OO WAIT!! I STILL HAVE STUFF TO SHOUT ABOUT!!! FUNNY QUOTES OF THE WEEK!!! (ok, maybe 2 weeks..)

"did you just fart? or was that thunder?" -Springy Pwengin

"the fat people outwiegh the thinner people" -(someone who does not yet actually have a name on my blog & most likely won't ever need one)

"u obviously need a hug and okie! .. every1 needs them!" -Paint Chip Hoarder

".. his teeth sounding grey.." -Dr. Suess

THESE ALL MADE ME LAUGH!! LIKE HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ok caps over.. really this time.
i luuuv huge bags of skittles!! too bad nobody shares with me.. >8/
(\/) <-- Pacman!! YAY!!! oops! that was in caps! sorry, i lied accidentally.. _ ( '') <-- Ghosts r good too. i just can't seem to do dinosaurs.. ^^^ ok i have a issue. tomorrow is World Food Day, but i don't really like food right now.. dude i'm not even sure what i'm talkin about anymore.. BUT I'M STILL TYPING!!! JEEZ I'M A DORK.. AND I'M TALKIN IN CAPS AGAIN!! I'M SORRY!! I COULD NOT RESIST!! I LUV THE CAPS!! I MISS THEM WHEN I'M USING ONLY little letters! THEY'RE SO MUCH MORE FUNNER!! AND THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON WAS CALLING MY NAME!! I SWEAR!! "HEELLOOO?!" (it was calling in caps!) "HEY YOU! YEAH, THE ONE HITTING ALL THE KEYS BUT ME! YOUR'E USING BORING LETTERS! TURN CAPS ON! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! THEY'RE SO MUCH BETTER! .." SOME OF THESE BUTTONS ARE SOO STUPID!! THEY STINKIN WANT YOU TO POUND THEM IN THE FACE!!!! AND HE WAS PRACTICALLY BEGGING ME TO!!!

SO I DID.

BLOG TITLE

alright. i was talking to Disassembling Turtle the other day, i really can't remember what nonsense we were discussing.. it might have been my blog actually.. i dunno. anyway, he said something about RANDOMOCITY, and i thought, "haha what an awesome word!" so i told him i loved it and might have to rename my blog that. but i thought i'd see what everyone else thinks first. sooo.. comment. tell me. call, email, text, doesn't matter. want to know what you think.

Gifts Given To Me By Friends Before 7:00 AM

sooo, it was exactly 3 weeks ago today.. yeah, that's right. 3 weeks.. i was randomly given some of the oddest things by 3 different people. early one friday morning. not even my birthday. i thought it was so strange because people kept giving me junk. and i know they didn't plan it.. like, "hey, i thought of something we can do for entertainment tomorrow! let's all give Clueless Llama our garbage in the morning! and see what kind of reaction we can get!" no, they don't even really know eachother.. anyway, i took some pictures of my treasures the other day so you can see them. here they are in the order i got them:

ok. soo my first gift that day was this lovely "can opener" tab, given to me by Mezzo, who sits next to me on my left in class in the morning. he can be so hilariously random sometimes. so after finishing whatever it was he was drinking that morning, saying nothing, he yanked this no longer important, soon to be detached can-opening tool right off it's can and set it in front of me. not a word. he simply handed over to me his junk that would have been thrown away otherwise.. annnd i still have it........

MOVING ON!!!

the next piece of junk i received was this sad little raisin.. IT WAS A GRAPE WHEN I GOT IT! I SWEAR! IT WAS A GRAPE!! the pathetic little thing shriveled up and dried out on me! it shrunk into a raisin! i'm sorry! i would have posted it as a grape on here, but i kept forgetting to take a picture of it! i barely took these just a couple days ago! soooo yeah, the grape is now a raisin.. but it was already half dead the day it was given to me.. anyway, my very good friend, Paint Chip Hoarder, who sits on my right very early in the morning but is on my left pretty much any other time i'm around her, had discovered it in her purse that i like to poke the day before. she must have forgotten about it, rediscovered it that morning, and decided to let me have it as sneakily as possible. so she waited for the opportune moment when i was leaning away from her, working on something with Mezzo. and THAT is when Paint Chip Hoarder plopped that squashy little deflated-looking fruit on the table. right in front of me. so i didn't seee it until Mezzo and i were finished with what we were doing. i had to laugh when i saw it though because i was there the previous day when she found it. but then i think i thanked her for it. i thanked everyone for their unwanted rubbish that morning.

my last received treasure is this harry potter bookmark that Sneeze Amplifier let me have. on the way to the school, i showed him the stuff Mezzo and Paint Chip Hoarder gave me. and he said he had a bunch of really random junk with him too. he then proceeded to show it all to me. his miscellaneous stuff included, a tinkerbell pencil, a diego band-aid, and the little harry potter bookermarker that is now living in my bedroom under my puzzle globe. i was lookin at it and playin with it because it's one of those thingamajigs where the picture on it changes depending on the angle you hold it at. but it's a reeaally good one! it doesn't show both pictures at the same time like most others do! i was very impressed with it. so Sneeze Amplifier told me i could just keep it and add it to my random junk collected that day. yay!
sooooo anyway, yeah, that's all my random items from that morning.........

annnd that's all....

soooo i'm done now.....

post over.....

seriously, why are you still reading this???

Frisbees & Stick Figures

So Hugawerewolf and I decided a little less than a year ago that we thought starting a "Blue Frisbee Club" sounded like fun. (I'm not going to bother to go into the whole story of how that got started) So we have a Blue Frisbee Club now. So far, the list of members consists of.. Just the 2 of us.. And.. Well.. I guess I'm sorta the president of our sad little club.. But um.. There is a slight issue with that..
I have no blue frisbee. Isn't that sad?!??!? I know what you're thinking, "What? A Blue Frisbee Club without a blue frisbee? How pathetic!" I KNOW!! It's SO pathetic!! I have what I thought was a blue frisbee, but Jibe Ho so rudely decided to point out to me that my "blue frisbee" seemed kind of flat and looked like a lid to something. So I looked at it a little more closely and realized it TOTALLY looked like a lid to something!! (but a very frisbee-ish lid, in my defence!) Man, did I feel stupid!! I think it might be the lid to that big, plastic barrel of cheese balls we got back in December!! No, that cheese ball barrel had a small-ish hole, it's too big for that.. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I have a few frisbees, but I don't think any of them are blue. Wait, I take that back. I think I do have a blue frisbee. But it's a STUPID one! When my brother was a little cub scout, his little cub scout troop went to the library. And he got a blue frisbee from the library. And as we all know, if a library (or any other place like that) is giving free toys away to little kids they are going to be total JUNK toys. The frisbee my brother got isn't a TOTAL junk frisbee. But, of course it's not a way nice frisbee either. I'm just glad it isn't a mini-frisbee. Now let me tell you why it's stupid.. Things from libraries have stuff about reading on them. Always. If you get a bookmark or something from a library it will probably have a picture of some cartoon character on it. And it will be saying something like "READING IS COOL!!" Well, our blue frisbee has on it a picture of one of those fat stick figures that are on the signs on public restroom doors. Do you know what stick figures I'm talking about?? They're the ones that are always slipping and falling on floors that have just been mopped, and cracking their stupid little skulls on the bottoms of pools because they were foolish enough to dive into the shallow end..? Yeah, those stick figures.. Anyway, he's not doing anything dumb like tripping over something or getting electrocuted. Instead, he's reading a book. I didn't know they could read! And why isn't he being wreckless like all of his dumb cousins? Can they be smart????????? ......
Oh, well. That doesn't really matter. Back to the point. Someone decided they didn't really like him there and thought, since he was white, they could color over him with a blue sharpie. Genius. Well, to make a long story a little less long, the blue sharpie was not dark enough of a blue and he is now either half blue or all blue. (I can't remember..?) But either way, he is still there reading his boring little book with no title.
I guess none of that is really important at all though because I'm not sure if we still have that frisbee or if it got thrown away. I don't really care though. Because if I can't find a blue frisbee anywhere, I can just use a different one and duct tape it in blue!!