Frisbees & Stick Figures

So Hugawerewolf and I decided a little less than a year ago that we thought starting a "Blue Frisbee Club" sounded like fun. (I'm not going to bother to go into the whole story of how that got started) So we have a Blue Frisbee Club now. So far, the list of members consists of.. Just the 2 of us.. And.. Well.. I guess I'm sorta the president of our sad little club.. But um.. There is a slight issue with that..
I have no blue frisbee. Isn't that sad?!??!? I know what you're thinking, "What? A Blue Frisbee Club without a blue frisbee? How pathetic!" I KNOW!! It's SO pathetic!! I have what I thought was a blue frisbee, but Jibe Ho so rudely decided to point out to me that my "blue frisbee" seemed kind of flat and looked like a lid to something. So I looked at it a little more closely and realized it TOTALLY looked like a lid to something!! (but a very frisbee-ish lid, in my defence!) Man, did I feel stupid!! I think it might be the lid to that big, plastic barrel of cheese balls we got back in December!! No, that cheese ball barrel had a small-ish hole, it's too big for that.. Anyway, I'm pretty sure I have a few frisbees, but I don't think any of them are blue. Wait, I take that back. I think I do have a blue frisbee. But it's a STUPID one! When my brother was a little cub scout, his little cub scout troop went to the library. And he got a blue frisbee from the library. And as we all know, if a library (or any other place like that) is giving free toys away to little kids they are going to be total JUNK toys. The frisbee my brother got isn't a TOTAL junk frisbee. But, of course it's not a way nice frisbee either. I'm just glad it isn't a mini-frisbee. Now let me tell you why it's stupid.. Things from libraries have stuff about reading on them. Always. If you get a bookmark or something from a library it will probably have a picture of some cartoon character on it. And it will be saying something like "READING IS COOL!!" Well, our blue frisbee has on it a picture of one of those fat stick figures that are on the signs on public restroom doors. Do you know what stick figures I'm talking about?? They're the ones that are always slipping and falling on floors that have just been mopped, and cracking their stupid little skulls on the bottoms of pools because they were foolish enough to dive into the shallow end..? Yeah, those stick figures.. Anyway, he's not doing anything dumb like tripping over something or getting electrocuted. Instead, he's reading a book. I didn't know they could read! And why isn't he being wreckless like all of his dumb cousins? Can they be smart????????? ......
Oh, well. That doesn't really matter. Back to the point. Someone decided they didn't really like him there and thought, since he was white, they could color over him with a blue sharpie. Genius. Well, to make a long story a little less long, the blue sharpie was not dark enough of a blue and he is now either half blue or all blue. (I can't remember..?) But either way, he is still there reading his boring little book with no title.
I guess none of that is really important at all though because I'm not sure if we still have that frisbee or if it got thrown away. I don't really care though. Because if I can't find a blue frisbee anywhere, I can just use a different one and duct tape it in blue!!

SOCKS?

so i was thinking the other day, when i was putting my shoes on. (no.... really?! you were thinking?!?!!?) the last time i had worn them i had taken them off and had lazily stuffed the socks into the shoes, like many slackers do. so i noticed that the sock i'd worn on my right foot got put in the left shoe. and this got me thinking..
when you buy socks there are no specific right and left foot socks. but after you've worn them once or twice your big toe streaches out one side of the sock and it becomes either a left sock or a right sock..
weird.
more on socks..
where do they disappear to? seriously, you have 10 pair of socks, you do laundry, suddenly you only have 9 1/2 pair!!! one sock disapears!!! never to be seen again...
so after a while, you buy new socks, but they're not the same as your old ones!! so now on laundry day, you not only loose socks but you have to sort through a huge pile of them searching for some that match!!! then, due to the fact that so many of them are missing, and you have a ton of different socks now, you end up with a whole bunch of extra leftover socks. with no matches!!
socks with no friends!! how sad is that?!
eventually, it gets to the point where you could make a sock monkey army with all the spare sockies!!!
but as soon as you do something with an "extra" sock, another one matching it shows up suddenly that is also no longer half of a pair!!
it's like some crazy sock cycle!!!!
- sock is made and stuck in package with others
- sits in store for week
- is purchased and taken home
- is worn and turned into a left or right sock
- is washed and partner is lost
- is left lying on floor in between washing machine and dryer untill match can be found
(now there are 3 possible endings)
1. other sock loses match and is paired up with first sock (happily ever after)
2. sock is lost forever behind dryer
3. sock is tied in a knot and given as new chew toy to dog, who tears it to shreds and leaves it in the backyard to be later run over by lawnmower

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why do we bother with these things?

C, X, & Q

english is much, much too confuzzling in many ways. spelling is definitely one of them and i will complain about that later. but today i don't care so much about spelling. today i am going to make a fuss about the alphabet. particularly about the letters C, X, and Q.

ok. these are all stupid, pointless letters. why do they exist? they do us no good. let's talk about C. we could just get rid of it! and we should! whenever i tell people this, those who either aren't thinking about it enough or are thinking too hard, all ask the same dumb question. "then how would you spell cat?" where is your brain?!??! K-A-T!! duh! then some try to get me to admit that we need C. they ask "how would you spell things with a CH in them?" well, CH, TH, PH, and SH are stupid anyway. i mean, think about it. they don't even make the sounds they look like they should. K could just be used instead of the C. then it would be KH and it would be just as stupid but at least C would be gone. after that all you have to do is replace C with a K or S depending on the word. PH is the dumbest of all the pointless letter combination things. it should sound something like puh-huh (say this out loud really quick but say it like you're whispering very quietly and don't use your voice.... go ahead........ see what i mean?) instead it makes a ffffffff sound. so F should be used instead of PH which should be gotten rid of.
moving on...

X is the same as C, it should not exist. so, while we're at it let's remove X from the alphabet. all Xs get replaced by KS and Z. (ya know what's great? because C is already gone, no one has to worry about X being replaced with CS in certian words!!) i'm assuming i don't need to eksplain that any further.

OK!! now that we're rid of C and X, let's move on to Q...

IT'S STUPID!! need i say more?

by now i'm sure you've become much smarter then you were 15 minutes ago. so let's not bother with any big long expanations. bye-bye Q, hello KW, bye also to U, who for some reason is always clinging to Q like velcro to........ itself. so, KW, yes! KWU, no!

well, i think we have fiksed the alphabet kwite a bit, don't you? a fantastik improvement, i say.

HI!!!! I'm a SLACKER!!!

ALRIGHT!! for the past... uh.. more-than-a-month i have been slacking much on my blog of AwEsoMe rAndOMnEsS!!! SOOO i've's got somes lot's of random stuffs to post here. ~*r a i n b o w*~ starting with this here hugemogous pile o duct tape that i have collected and i got most of it for my birthday 'cause it's awesome and i love it and i make stuff with it and there are peanuts and Easy Cheese on my desk!!

isn't it just supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?!??!?!?!!!?!?!!!?

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I KNOW!!! RIGHT?!?!??

yeah... also, here is a picture of my bestestest duct tape wallet i have ever made so far!! (just turn your head sideways)

this design was requested by an 8 year old kid who lives in texas (why so far from Uzbekistan?!?) and has been asking me every week if i got a chance to make him a duct tape wallet. i kept forgetting every week until he would remind me on sunday and whenever i did remember during the week i didn't have time. so i made this as fast as i could on monday before i got distracted by some other project. because i told him i'd make him one and i felt so bad each time he asked me about it 'cause i could tell he was really excited to get his wallet and i hated disappointing him every week.

anyway, all he asked for was a red, white & blue wallet with the texas flag on one side and the american flag on the other. i was not told what to do with the inside, he only requested the flags. so i came up with this for the inside.

pretty sweet huh?? I LOVE IT!!!!! i need to make one just like it for myself. (possibly with smaller card pockets though, because i made his pokemon card sized)

OK!!! i'm pretty much sick of typing for now. i just has one more thing to say..

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???

THIS POST ISN'T REALLY HERE. YOU'RE IMAGINING IT.

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