2009!!

YAY!! IT'S THE HAPPY NEW YEAR OF 2009!!!!

yes, we already know that. it's been 2009 for a while now.

YEAH, BUT IT'S THE ONLY 2009 THERE WILL EVER BE! SO I THINK WE ALL NEED TO BE HAPPY AND ENJOY IT!!

well it's not going to be much different than 2008.

OH YES IT IS!!!

no. it's not. the only difference i've noticed is every time somebody writes the date on something they put 09 instead of 08.

MY POINT EXACTLY!! THERE IS A HUGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 08 AND 09!! LIKE-

one year.

DON'T INTERRUPT ME!!! ONE YEAR IS A LONG TIME!! AS I WAS SAYING... LIKE THE FACT THAT THERE IS A 9 INSTEAD OF AN 8!! AND-

is that the best you can come up with?

STOP THAT!! WHERE WAS I? AND ALL THE TREE'S HAVE GROWN TALLER!! AND THE CALAMONDINS ARE-

what on earth are you talking about!?!? calamondins went extinct millions of years ago!

WHAT! CALAMONDINS ARE NOT EXTINCT! I HAVE SOME IN MY BACKYARD!

calamondins went extinct with the rest of the dinosaurs!

AS I WAS SAYING!!! THE CALAMONDINS ARE-

EXTINCT!!

NO!! NOW WILL YOU JUST BE QUIET WHILE I TALK ABOUT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS OF 2009!?!!

but calamondins are-

FRUIT!!!!

no they are not!!!

YES THEY ARE!!!

NO THEY ARE NOT!!!!

YES THEY ARE!!!!!!

NO!!!

YES!!!!!

NO!!!!

YES!!!

NO!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!

NO!!!

YES THEY ARE!!!! AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!

ALRIGHT THEY ARE.