Dude, 100th post.....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

ok, now i'll write what i was going to before...
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in the next post.. hehe

GASP! THE LLAMAS GONE!

yep. my bff, Paint Chip Hoarder, has a birthday next week, whether she likes it or not. so i have temporarily changed the llama to a panda for that reason. because, for some insane crazy reason, my bestest friend in the world hates llamas! but she loves pandas, and i am happy to change it for her!

that's all i really have time for this morning.. going to be busy for the next week or so with, unfortunately, more important things than blog posting.
so TTFN! ta-ta for now!

................ Why?

oh yeah..... i had a birthday... when did that happen?...........
......... more than likely it was the day after st patricks day like last year.
i tried to skip it. it didn't work. i'm a year older than i was a year ago.
WHY DOESN'T THAT MAKE SENSE?!?? cuz ur goin insane. YUP! BUT WHY?!
so i guess it was two years ago i posted on st patricks day wishing for a unicycle... wow... that long ago? it feels like last year. i'll have to talk like a caveman again sometime. that was fun.
check it out if you haven't.
http://cluelessllama13.blogspot.com/2009/03/caveman-talk.html
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and now i really want some root beer.. and to go ride my uni a mile or two... but it's kinda 3:30 am.. so i don't think it'll be a good idea to turn on the air compressor so i can inflate my sad unicycle tire...
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dude, i lost my train of thought... WHY?! i swear i was going somewhere with all this.... OH WELL!!
MOVING ON!!!!!!!
i am a pathetic crazy person. i am addicted to webkinz. WHY?! I USED TO MAKE FUN OF WEBKINZ!! i thought it utterly ridiculous that anyone bothered with it at all, let alone collected animals so they could keep playing! well let's all try to guess what i got for my birthday! (no prize rewarded to any of you that get it on your 1st guess)........ WEBKINZ! yeah! two of em! a gazelle and a hedgehog! AND I WAS EXCITED! not only am i hooked on it, but now i'm gathering more pets! aaaaagggghhhhh! i've lost my marbles! (my bff stole them..... i know it.. your french fries are MINE bestest friend!! until you give back my marbles!) WHY?! I NEED MY MARBLES! my phone lost its marble tooooo! but i'm not going into that.. instead i would like to scream in frustration about WHY i end up addicted to things i make fun of.......
fdhsafoh dvnjshv sdnvuosh l!!!! hfosg sjg nfaosud uyfa ncfopaw fnsdop sakjgbsfd kahuifo fsdxzwk lzs uhsfsabfopsa gng u WEBKINZ!! nfodsah bgfsdui ghsfdbvis vzsohyvo bxdkgfawbmnfb aw,cxuivgxziugwra wrm n, bvbgxzihsoepia nxn sa jiozsjf oawn flsif oshfisabf ihsafoh dsfjsdaf isdh l FACEBOOK!!! nfoads ghfghuyvx bvraw,bfcuxiivy ozxgkhcwvszr hoawipeoq f xldm vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv!!!!!!!!!
....... *sigh* that felt good.
so i have an "adventure" (i will post more of my "adventures" here, so you will come to learn WHY it is in "quotes") i reeeeaaallly wish i could post on here, but i can't. top secret info is involved. it will probably be on here in about a month though. i just have to laugh at, and even make fun of, myself for it. besides, it's not over yet. and it started in january! longest. "adventure." EVER. WHY?! sometimes i can't believe i'm doing this. but it'll be worth it in the end. if i can end it in time........
ANYWAY my webkinz pets names are Gastrocnemius (my llama), Calcaneus (my bunny), Coracobrachialis (gazelle), and Brachioradialis (hedgehog). real hedgehogs are poky and spiky. webkinz hedgehogs are furry. WHY?
the thought of the day on december 4th last year was "who needs a committee? that's what slaves are for!"
OK! HERE'S THE PART WHERE YOU CAN WIN A PRIZE! i had two of the most random songs stuck in my head last thursday. they had one thing in common. yes, i will allow hints, but YOU have to ask questions. i'm not just going to give you random info. AND I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE $5 FOLDED INTO A FREAKING UNICORN* TO ANYONE WHO CAN GUESS WHAT THEY WERE! (without me having already told you of course) i get such dumb songs in my head sometomes... WHY?!
well i'm bored now... bye all! hugs till later! <3

*or some other prize of your choice (i have to approve the prize, sorry)

Side Effects For Today..

"COMMON" Side Effects:
Nervousness or restlessness- CHECK! (both i think)
Loss of appetite- CHECK!
Trouble Sleeping- CHECK!
Irritability- No, too insane for that today..
Dry mouth- Kinda?
Upper stomach pain- Umm.. No. No pain.
Diarrhea- NO.
Dizziness- Maybe?
Headache- Rarely.
Vomiting- NO.
Increased sweating- i'm just gonna blame this on broken ac..
Weight loss-..........?

"SEVERE" Side Effects:
Severe allergic reactions- NO.
Severe stomach pain- Umm.. No.
Unusual weakness or tiredness- Um.. No?
Fainting- (haha this one made me laugh!) Nope.
Blurred vision or other vision changes- Such as double (or triple or quadruple) vision?! YES! CHECK!
Fast or irregular heartbeat- Um.. i don't think so? lemme check.. ok, i was gonna say no, but, omygosh, i swear it seems all fast & irregular now! AGH!
Chest pain- Uh.. No. No pain.
Seizures- NO.
Hallucinations- No.
Confusion- YES! Yesyesyes! i think? lol CHECK!
Shortness of breath- Hyperventilating? CHECK!
Severe dizziness or vomiting- No.
New or worsening mental or mood changes- Maayybe..... Umm.. No Comment.
Severe or persistent headache- No.
Severe or persistent irritability, nervousness, or restlessness- How is the difference between "normal" and "severe" determined?! I guess I'll just say.. OCCASIONALLY.
Uncontrolled speech or muscle movements- Uh no.
Tremor- (haha i had to look this up cuz i was thinkin "what, like a seizure? i already answered that!") uhh.. before today i would have to say no.. but.. MAYBE? Eh, no.
Severe weight loss- Severe weight loss? interesting.. i'm gonna go with NO.

(yeah, i know what you're thinking now, Paint Chip Hoarder.. 'WHAT ABOUT PSYCHOTIC DRUG REACTIONS?!!?!' ........ Gr.. that's all i have to say to that. just grr.)
..... Hmm.. ..... "Seek medical attention right away" it says above the "SEVERE" side effects..... L O L
Let's see.. To contact my doctor, or not to contact my doctor? .....
What a stupid question.
Am I gonna?
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Nah.

i think i'm losing it..

so, i'm unwrapping hershey kisses, right? i have a big pile of them on one side of my desk. i'm grabbing them one at a time, by the flag, and peeling the foil off. next i wad up the foil into the roundest little ball i can, then toss it in the trash. and set the hershey kiss back on my desk. but in a different pile. the "unwrapped" pile. this is where all the naked little kisses sit patiently and wait to be eaten. but i'm not eating any of them. so i guess they just sit there..
anyway, i think there is room for improvement in my system here. i may have the order of things messed up. it may work better if i change how i'm doing this. it may also be a good idea for me to pay attention to my unwrapping and not zone out so much..
allow me to explain..
i think i might have just thrown one of my kisses in the trash.. but i have absolutely no clue whether i really did or not. i'm just staring off into nowhere and not even caring to make perfect balls out of the foil wrappers before i toss them. my problem is i toss them before i set the hershey kiss back on my desk. so i may have just thrown away a wrapper and a kiss and not even known it. it seems like a possibility in my memory, but i don't know if it happened or not..
i really want to know now if i stuck an innocent hershey kiss in the garbage. i almost want to check my trash can to see if it's there. but i'm not. i'm just going on with my unwrapping.. pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, pick up kiss, unwrap, drop wrapper in trash, wonder to self if there is an unwrapped kiss in there with all the wrappers..
i need to know.. soooooo tempting, but i'm not going to go digging through garbage looking for a hershey kiss that may or may not be in there..
this wouldn't be an issue if i would have just gone about unwrapping differently in the 1st place. if i set the kiss on my desk before throwing away the wadded foil and crumpled up flag i just tore off it, i would know for sure that all the hershey kisses got put on my desk and all the silver wrapping got dropped in the garbage.
what a fool i am to have organized the process in such a way. now i very well could have a sad, lonely, little chocolate kiss sitting in my trash can. on top of, leaning against, covered by who knows what ewie things that are in there too. a bloody tissue most likely.. stupid bloody nose..
and i can't do anything for it, the poor kiss.. unless i root through the nastiness, only to find, most likely, that i never did drop a kiss in there after all.
and i just sit here and blog about it..
is there something wrong with this picture? or am i just going crazy?
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yeah, i'm crazy.. i know.. but still, something about this feels reeaally stupid..
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so anyway, i now have a bunch of depressed, neglected hershey kisses on my desk, in need of a good home, someone who will eat them, if anyone wants them. please, come. take them. enjoy them. but beware, my guarding gnome is watching. he thinks they're his..