caveman talk

me slacker. no post blog long time. now post patricks day clover.

 

me have lots of clover. four leafs. many clovers in bedroom. 

must wear green for patricks day. me wear green shirt. have root beer for patricks day. yum. much good root beer.

birthday tomorrow. me more old. be 527 old. have no party. just birthday. want unicycle. mom say no. no unicycle. say not safe. bummer. me say i careful. mom say no. no like unicycle.

*sigh* 

have bagpipes now. got week ago. no play good. squeeze bag make odd sound. hard to do.

want unicycle like this  

 

or this

or 

or these 

want mom say yes unicycle. say okay you have unicycle. she no say that. say NO.

me pout unicycle. for birthday also want spore. fun game make creatures. mine purple. purple spore creature. much ugly. 

no more type caveman. done now.

kilt tartan options

alrighty! i do not understand why these first three tartans are smaller than the others. i tried to make them the same size but it kept shrinking them. anyway i asked everybody who was in the same room as me which tartan they liked and these are the ones they liked the best. so tell me which 4 you like best. just count which number they are then comment and tell me. 

hooplah

RANDOM JUNK!

huzzah! pointless nuts! easter egg! mushroom! baseball hat! wrapping paper! seahorse! 

cupid

ok valentines day is over. which to me means that it is no longer valentines time. 

but i'm gonna post about this guy anyway. 

i don't understand what a kid who still wears diapers is doing with such a dangerous weapon.

maybe he just lives forever and never gets any older looking but he's really 142,538,769,063,192,078 years old. if that is the case then i think he should stop shooting people with such an old bow. such an old fashioned weapon can't be very accurate. i bet he misses a lot. he needs a more modern  weapon........ HE NEEDS A SMITH AND WESSON 460 REVOLVER!!!! WITH A SCOPE AND A BIPOD!!! LIKE THIS ONE!!!!

IT'S PERFECT!!!!!

oh cupid could shoot much more accurately with this gun! someone should give this to him for his 142,538,769,063,192,079th birthday!!!!!

i need a BOB!!

ok i need a valentine BOB.

now the obvious thing to do would be to make a HEART BOB.

but i don't want a HEART BOB.

so if anybody has any ideas i want you to comment and tell me.